Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
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It's things like this that help restore a small measure of faith in humanity.
I didn't realize the Barefoot Contessa was such a bitch. Then again, she did confer that title upon herself, which is a total bitch move. Or that Pierce Brosnan is a closet tree-hugging bisexual pussy.
It's always been a ***** for me to punch one of the cast members of Deadliest Catch in the nuts, too. With both fists.
It's things like this that help restore a small measure of faith in humanity.
I didn't realize the Barefoot Contessa was such a bitch. Then again, she did confer that title upon herself, which is a total bitch move. Or that Pierce Brosnan is a closet tree-hugging bisexual pussy.
It's always been a ***** for me to punch one of the cast members of Deadliest Catch in the nuts, too. With both fists.