The 6 Weirdest Things Women Do To Their Vaginas

[Facial_King]

Really??? Is this as weird as it gets?

Come on, FO Forum, don't let me down! We can do better than the stuff on this list, can't we???

http://www.alternet.org/story/145461/the_6_weirdest_things_women_do_to_their_vaginas?page=entire

 

[mrtrebus]

Let babies come out? :dunno:

 

[tartanterrier]

Having their vaginas pierced so many times,that it ends up having
more perforations than a tetleys tea bag :eek:

 

[FlyingWallaby]

Having their vaginas pierced so many times,that it ends up having
more perforations than a tetleys tea bag :eek:

Kind of like Opearl, right? :dunno:

 

[tartanterrier]

Kind of like Opearl, right? :dunno:

Bang on :thefinger

 

[BlueBalls]

Well some like to shove other peoples shit inside it and have them eat it out.

I guess that's something, right?

 

[gunslingingbird]

This and this. :eek:

Well some like to shove other peoples shit inside it and have them eat it out.

I guess that's something, right?

That's called a Texas Corn-on-the-cob. :thumbsup:

 

[biomech]

Let Ron Jeremy put his dick in them.:dunno:

 

[Vim Fuego]

Play the trumpet?

 

[GregCentauro]

cultivating mushrooms

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Wipe the wrong way?...

if ya know what I mean. :tongue:

 

[Boothbabe]

There's nothing wrong with my vagina. It's nice and tight

 

[habo9]

Wipe the wrong way?...

if ya know what I mean. :tongue:

Yuck :cussing:

Thats horrible even thinking about that :rofl:

 

[tiger1977]

shove broken shards of glass up in there, and then sit in a tub full of tabasco sauce???

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Yuck :cussing:

Thats horrible even thinking about that :rofl:

Martin Lawrence did a piece in one of his standups about that. He was like ladies, "ya gotta take the good...to the bad." Get it, wipe from the front...to the back(door).

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Let Chef in?

 

[FlyingWallaby]

Bang on :thefinger

Mind you though, it would make one hell of a chastity belt: just line both sides' piercings up and put a chain in between them. Of course, if she's already got piercings like that, I guess it's kind of a mute point, right?

 

[PirateKing]

stick dentures down there and then start feeding the vagina food.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

The last one was what did it for me. That is messed up.

Thing is is women have done worse things to their vagina than what was in that site. Triple fisting. Puking on a vagina and then oral sexing it up. Stuffing countless objects after objects (even produce) into it; kind of like that Wendy from CheatingXXXWendy (I forget the name.)

I could go on and on and on about what women do to their vagina, in the end, yeah... this list is pretty damn tame.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

The last one was what did it for me. That is messed up.

Thing is is women have done worse things to their vagina than what was in that site. Triple fisting. Puking on a vagina and then oral sexing it up. Stuffing countless objects after objects (even produce) into it; kind of like that Wendy from CheatingXXXWendy (I forget the name.)

I could go on and on and on about what women do to their vagina, in the end, yeah... this list is pretty damn tame.

If the goal is NOT scarring a young lad for life about his ultimate dream of groveling on a fresh pussy for the rest of his life, then this list is far from tame. :eek:

Seriously, when I was in HS, the list of girls I wanted to eat out was endless. But just to think they could have, umm..."issues" with the region I want to worship, quite frankly scares me a bit.