That is totally ****** on you

Fine wines... aged *******... exquisite champagnes... costing you a fiver to just sniff at the glasses... are totally ****** on me. I can't tell the difference. If I was to take a sip of a 20 year old ******* I'd go "BLEAH!" and say it tasted like hospital antiseptic sterilizing fluid. If it's going to be somtheing with *******, gimme something disgustingly sweet... like Bailey's. Fine ******* is totally ****** on me. So...


What is totally ****** on you?

What - if you were to look at, taste and/or use it... not to mention opening your pie hole and saying somthing about it - would make the connoisseur weep bitter tears at the sight of your unrefined, brutish ways... spoiling that fine art that has been lovingly cultivated for decades... the knowledge of which has been tenderly ****** down through the generations... squandered on this neanderthal that is you who couldn't even tell the difference between this work of unmatched excellence and the crud under your shoe?

/S
 

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