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Okay... I can't find this on the net and Im really bad at telling jokes in person... But this is too hillarious to not post.

4 Guys are in a bar.

1 of the guys gets up to get some **** for everyone and the other 3 guys start talking about how great their sons are.

1st guy says... My *** works at an auto dealership. He bought his friend a car.
2nd guy says... My *** is an accountant... He does his friends taxes for free.
3rd guy says... Yea? Well my *** is a real estate agent. He found his friend a mansion.

The fourth guy comes up with the beers and they ask him about his ***..

Well... Can't say much good about my ***. He is gay. But, his boyfriends get him all kinds of stuff. One guy got him a mansion... and another a car... And one guy does his taxes.

( I have nothing against homosexuals. Disclaimer.)
 

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