GregCentauro
Banned
It's Charlton seaon... Which commandments do you follow?
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Ten Commandments
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Well, I haven't made myself any idols....
Facetious
Moderated
I breeched them all, thank you very much! :bowdown::hatsoff:
the only diffy between me and you atheists is that I have been 4 given, therefore I guess that
I won't be seeing you, seein' ya on the inverse side. :angels:
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the only diffy between me and you atheists is that I have been 4 given, therefore I guess that
I won't be seeing you, seein' ya on the inverse side. :angels:
:tongue:I’m going to remove the first four for obvious reasons.
Personally I can see a situation when there would come a time in which it would be morally permissible for you to perform any and all of those actions and be left completely content with your decision afterwards.
For example; if a guy has really nice shoes, is it really so wrong of me to stab him a whole bunch of times in order for me to become the sole owner of them? Really? No of course it isn’t, that's insanity.
Of course I’ll then go on to take his underwear and most of his cash too and position his corpse in a humorous way for my own amusement - but that's another story which when you think about it really combines two of the commandments. But, like I say there are times in which those laws from “up on high” can be broken and the situation I’ve just described is a perfect example of this.
All I can say about the others is I'm on a porn board. Do I really need to add anymore. I will of course; cheese, cock, mud, breast and crumpet...
Personally I can see a situation when there would come a time in which it would be morally permissible for you to perform any and all of those actions and be left completely content with your decision afterwards.
For example; if a guy has really nice shoes, is it really so wrong of me to stab him a whole bunch of times in order for me to become the sole owner of them? Really? No of course it isn’t, that's insanity.
Of course I’ll then go on to take his underwear and most of his cash too and position his corpse in a humorous way for my own amusement - but that's another story which when you think about it really combines two of the commandments. But, like I say there are times in which those laws from “up on high” can be broken and the situation I’ve just described is a perfect example of this.
All I can say about the others is I'm on a porn board. Do I really need to add anymore. I will of course; cheese, cock, mud, breast and crumpet...
I like the movie,does that count?
I voted for murder and false idol.
But I'm only gonna refuse to worship a false idol because all idols are false, including the one that the first 4 commandments are about.
Just because my parents fucked doesn't mean I'm going to honor them, especially if their fucking was a violation of the other commandments. doesn't make much sense.
Stealing is wrong, Ok.... but what if you are stealing back something that was stolen from you in the first place, would that be alright?
coveting, adultery and bearing false witness: all the same thing.
If my neighbor has a hot wife :hit: and tell him it wasn't me. That's his problem. Maybe if he didn't spend so much time at church following commandments 1-4 and pleasing his wife instead , she wouldn't be out adulterating :2 cents:
But I'm only gonna refuse to worship a false idol because all idols are false, including the one that the first 4 commandments are about.
Just because my parents fucked doesn't mean I'm going to honor them, especially if their fucking was a violation of the other commandments. doesn't make much sense.
Stealing is wrong, Ok.... but what if you are stealing back something that was stolen from you in the first place, would that be alright?
coveting, adultery and bearing false witness: all the same thing.
If my neighbor has a hot wife :hit: and tell him it wasn't me. That's his problem. Maybe if he didn't spend so much time at church following commandments 1-4 and pleasing his wife instead , she wouldn't be out adulterating :2 cents:
jasonk282
Banned
Well i have not cheated on my wife so that's about all I follow out of 10.
Seeing that I don't go to church, I lied on my neighbor, his wife is fucking HOTTTTTTT, I have stolen,
Yeah diffently MURDER people, I hate my parents, GOD damnit, I am a fucking God, The lord is not my god. there one outta 10 ain't bad.
Seeing that I don't go to church, I lied on my neighbor, his wife is fucking HOTTTTTTT, I have stolen,
Yeah diffently MURDER people, I hate my parents, GOD damnit, I am a fucking God, The lord is not my god. there one outta 10 ain't bad.
Skyraider22
The One and Only Big Daddy
This is new and intresting:thumbsup:
adultry is my favorite thing
Like Face, I've breeched 'em all. But I do intend on giving up the porn when I meet my wife and bust my loads in her rear end.
I vote shall not commit adultery, covet your neighbor wife and shall not steal.
lechepicha
Prince of the Rotten Milk
i think that "You shall not covet your neighbor's wife" is impossible to follow.
really.
really.
I try to follow them all but. i think George Carlin said it best.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkRYaMiP4K8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkRYaMiP4K8
