Tell Me About Your Lactose Intolerance

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I'm pretty good with milk but if I ***** a lot I can get clogged up. Drank like a quart the other night with some Chocolate Malt Ovaltine. Tastes great especially when you're stoned. Next morning I felt pressure then went to go sit on the toilet. Was like pinching off a soccer ball instead of the normal football. Hard to steer a round turd.