Teen hit by 2 trains

[Legzman]

Some people just gotta learn the hard way...

http://online.wsj.com/article/APb74464d4b5a447188bb14a2b57dd5e48.html

I bet that was messy...

 

[Ace Bandage]

Always a tragedy to lose a *****, but they make those warning arms for a reason. And when there's a tie at the railroad tracks, you're always going to lose - regardless if you're on foot or in a car. Is is it really worth risking your life for the two minutes you might save by beating the train?

 

[Facetious]

Let's just say he got hit by the first train and, just seconds later, his severely dismembered corpse got hit by the other.

Who knows, the *** might have been in the act of saying good bye to a cruel world, it happens quite frequently on tracks in my area.