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Joey Chestnut is a legend.
Takeru Kobayashi Sets World Record With 69 Hot Dogs...or did he?
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Joey Chestnut is a legend.
Kingfisher
Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
They both ate 29 times the recommended daily allowance of sodium in that short amount of time. Forget about the amount of rat feces they just ate, say hello to high blood pressure and stroke.
They need to get Takeru Kobayashi back. Otherwise the hot dog eating contest will be dominant by Chestnut for years to come.
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
If our national pride is hurt by some fat fuck not being able to stuff his face full of shit as fast as a Japanese guy, then, fuck it...we need to start over. Blow this fucker off the map, along with anything with a BMI in the "obese" category, and create a nation that is not food-obsessed.
Yet, Kobayashi is skinnier than I am and Chesnut isn't exactly "fat" either.
Commentators actually pointed out the skinnier you are the more room your stomach can expand.
It was hillarious this year.
I'll try to get the Youtube. Come on people, lighten the fuck up.
It was all in good fun. Drink a beer. Eat a goddamn hot dog. It's the 4th for fucks sake. These guys aren't horsing down this kind of shit every day, they drink big ass jugs of water to prep - unlike some of you. :1orglaugh
This reminds me of the documentary 'The King of Kong'
Billy Mitchell is the long standing record holder for the game Donkey Kong. Steve Weibe buys a Donkey Kong arcade machine and beats the record. Mitchell, upset he lost his record, calls shenanigans and says Weibe's machine is rigged, and anybody who's anybody knows that all records are set at so and so place on a certain machine.
So Weibe goes there and beats Mitchell's record again. After Mitchell finds out the bad news, he sends a recording of himself beating the record on his home machine, which despite his protests against Weibe doing so, is announced the world record. Hipocrite, no?
What I'm trying to say is, a record is a record. Kobiyashi ate 69. That's the record. The guy who runs the contest can go fuck himself.
Billy Mitchell is the long standing record holder for the game Donkey Kong. Steve Weibe buys a Donkey Kong arcade machine and beats the record. Mitchell, upset he lost his record, calls shenanigans and says Weibe's machine is rigged, and anybody who's anybody knows that all records are set at so and so place on a certain machine.
So Weibe goes there and beats Mitchell's record again. After Mitchell finds out the bad news, he sends a recording of himself beating the record on his home machine, which despite his protests against Weibe doing so, is announced the world record. Hipocrite, no?
What I'm trying to say is, a record is a record. Kobiyashi ate 69. That's the record. The guy who runs the contest can go fuck himself.
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
Now if he'd swallowed down 70 dog shit sandwiches, that'd be noteworthy, but this .. who gives a fuck?
The lady winner looks like maybe a 100lb soaking wet. Chestnut looks maybe 200lb
Take that back! Joey Chestnut is an American hero:clap:
Perhaps the two things aren't mutually exclusive. There could be people out there that consider him an American hero because he's a disgusting pig. This is America after all.
Damn right. He took the title back to American soil for an amazing 5-peat. :shocked:
Koby was doping anyway, wasn't he? I thought that's why he wasn't there last year - he refused to take some test.
And yet it was won by a Japanese like 5 years in a row. America ain't the only ones who do shit like this. Hell, there was a Chinese "team" there yesterday. Those eating contests go on all over at pageants and parade and fair all over. This just happens to be the biggest one on the planet. I think the shit is funny as hell - there were 40K people there lol
I wonder what his turds look like?
