My (now ex) girlfriend bought me a Nike track suit and a gold chain as a gag one birthday. She had this idea that if I got myself a pinkie ring, wore my Rolex and started calling myself "Vinny", "Mikey", "Bobby" or "Sal"... when I took her to the mall, we could park way up front without any problems. Say what you will, but girls with a loose wire can be hella sexy (until they wanna get married).
BTW, for anybody who's in the market, I have a like-new, dark blue Nike track suit and a gold chain (never worn) for sale. Going once, going twice...