"Swallow it, I said!!!"

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

When you visit a hooker and she tells you how much she wants your cum but spits it out slyly, do you expect a partial refund?

 

[BlueBalls]

I don't know. Whenever this happens to me I just force her to her knees and scream at the top of my voice "MANGIA!" over and over until the neighbours call the police.






That's a 'Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom' reference, for those of you who aren't as cultured as I am.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I don't give a fuck what she does with it, as long as she uses her mouth to drain it. She can spit it in thew toilet and scream "YUCK" at the top of her lungs for all I care, as long as she doesn't pull away until AFTER she's gotten me off.

 

[Harley Spencer]

When I was doing "hooker" work ( I used to be an escort, which is just a more polite term for the same profession, essentially), it was against the rules to have sex without condoms or swallow loads. It was also against the rules to do anal, but I can't remember if that was due to my comfort level choosing or my "pimp's" rule. But the condom and swallowing things were his rules, and if they were broken, the guys who broke the rules or disrespected the girls in any way were no longer permitted to be clients anymore.

Have you had an STD test lately to show your hooker? Those girls have to be as clean as possible, contrary to popular belief, so not swallowing and using condoms minimizes the chances of contracting and spreading some diseases. Not all diseases of course, as no method is 100% STD proof, but it does save quite a bit of hassle. Better safe than sorry.

EDIT: PS. All that dirty talk she's spewing out is all nothing more than a show. Do you really think she wants your cum that badly? She doesn't. She just wants to get it over with and get her money. All that dirty talk is just to put on a nice, dirty, sexy show for your oh-so-horny mind (you know you love it!), to turn you on, to get you off- so she can get her money. Don't buy into it, don't believe her. You're not supposed to believe her. Just enjoy the show and be respectful. Just because you're paying someone to fuck you doesn't mean you can't respect her. I'm not saying you're disrespecting her because I wasn't there so I don't know exactly how your personal encounters go down, I'm just putting my .02 worth in.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I hate seeing doctors because I'm not good hearing bad news. Last time I checked every prostitute I've penetrated seems fairly healthy so I guess I got my check-up too. Almost positive I'm negative! Some stew we got cooking in this pot we call Los Angeles.

 

[anomaly]

Maybe get girlfriend who actually wants your load? No offense!

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Maybe get girlfriend who actually wants your load? No offense!

I just hire a different hooker who has an appetite for large gooey oysters. Probably like me sneezing in her mouth just as much.

 

[Will E Worm]

Don't pay anything. The Bunny Ranch is a better idea.

You could just find a girlfriend. Hopefully she is even cleaner than the Bunny Ranch.

The girlfriend might need spanking. :spanking:

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Don't pay anything. The Bunny Ranch is a better idea.

You could just find a girlfriend. Hopefully she is even cleaner than the Bunny Ranch.

The girlfriend might need spanking. :spanking:

The Bunny Ranch always seems like a rip-off. Too many rules too. I wanna make a real hot 'n' sticky mess and not pay a lot. I pull some real cheap but good whores off of Backpage LA. Fucking them sometimes is cheaper than taken a civilian to Olive Garden.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I went to see this one Swedish hooker that was a cum freak. She sucked and sucked milking every drop out then kept slurping and sucking wanting more custard. She confessed to me that she wasn't Swedish but Finnish. I said, "I'm finished too. See 'ya next time!"

 

[vodkazvictim]

I went to see this one Swedish hooker that was a cum freak. She sucked and sucked milking every drop out then kept slurping and sucking wanting more custard. She confessed to me that she wasn't Swedish but Finnish. I said, "I'm finished too. See 'ya next time!"

Get out.

 

[STDiva]

I went to see this one Swedish hooker that was a cum freak. She sucked and sucked milking every drop out then kept slurping and sucking wanting more custard. She confessed to me that she wasn't Swedish but Finnish. I said, "I'm finished too. See 'ya next time!"

Get out.

Oh lord did I Loooooooool at this. Tandem potw right here.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Get out.

I do quite often. Not a fan of outcalls.