Surgeries Anyone...Any Stories to Tell

[LukeEl]

Alright here it goes, anyone out there have any surgery stories to tell. I myself recently underwent surgery a week ago. It was a 10 and 1/2 operation with my legs in stirrups to reconstructe my urethra not to mention have my meatis enlarged but also have 15 centimeters of skin cut out of the inside of my mouth then have 50 stitches inside my mouth and another 110 inside my penis. Now normally this is a procedure for 50 to 60 year old men, but I am actually 31. I guess I was one of the lucky ones :thumbsup: . I am home now have been for a week and will remain so for another two weeks. And have to endure another two months of not being able to lift anything over 10lbs and also no sexual activity of any kind. So anyone got anything to top that?

 

[BlueBalls]

I'm dead.

 

[blue ballz 22]

I'm dead.

Hi Dead :wave:

 

[BlueBalls]

Hi Dead :wave:

Yo. :thumbsup:

 

[Skyraider22]

Hi Dead :wave:

Yo. :thumbsup:

Well alright this is the first time I have seen two sets of blue balls : Ha Ha well I thought it was funny:dunno:

 

[LukeEl]

Two sets of dead blueballs supposedly, according to what they say.

 

[DOA82]

Alright here it goes, anyone out there have any surgery stories to tell. I myself recently underwent surgery a week ago. It was a 10 and 1/2 operation with my legs in stirrups to reconstructe my urethra not to mention have my meatis enlarged but also have 15 centimeters of skin cut out of the inside of my mouth then have 50 stitches inside my mouth and another 110 inside my penis. Now normally this is a procedure for 50 to 60 year old men, but I am actually 31. I guess I was one of the lucky ones :thumbsup: . I am home now have been for a week and will remain so for another two weeks. And have to endure another two months of not being able to lift anything over 10lbs and also no sexual activity of any kind. So anyone got anything to top that?

I wanna hear more about yours, what was the reason for it?

 

[LukeEl]

I wanna hear more about yours, what was the reason for it?

Who knows maybe one of my ancestors slaughtered a caravan of gypsies. I just happend to fall under a small percentage of men that did.

 

[jasonk282]

I had surgery to remove scrapnel from my right shoulder and right thigh after our patrol got hit with an RPG attack and they also removed the bullet that was lodged in my left arm. Was out for 2 weeks then back in the field.

 

[mrtrebus]

Alright here it goes, anyone out there have any surgery stories to tell. I myself recently underwent surgery a week ago. It was a 10 and 1/2 operation with my legs in stirrups to reconstructe my urethra not to mention have my meatis enlarged but also have 15 centimeters of skin cut out of the inside of my mouth then have 50 stitches inside my mouth and another 110 inside my penis. Now normally this is a procedure for 50 to 60 year old men, but I am actually 31. I guess I was one of the lucky ones :thumbsup: . I am home now have been for a week and will remain so for another two weeks. And have to endure another two months of not being able to lift anything over 10lbs and also no sexual activity of any kind. So anyone got anything to top that?

Got any pics?
:rubbel:

 

[lurkingdirk]

I once had surgery to insert some personality into myself. It was a disaster. I went through the usual rejection symptoms, only to discover that I do, in fact, have a personality. It is just a shitty one.

 

[LukeEl]

Got any pics?
:rubbel:

Nope but my doctor has xrays, and my urethra looked like a bit like the Missisppi River with too many bends in it.

 

[LukeEl]

I had surgery to remove scrapnel from my right shoulder and right thigh after our patrol got hit with an RPG attack and they also removed the bullet that was lodged in my left arm. Was out for 2 weeks then back in the field.

Okay this guy has me beat on the toughness factor :bowdown:

 

[jasonk282]

Okay this guy has me beat on the toughness factor :bowdown:

Not that tough, oh I forget to mention that it was done AFTER a 4 hour engagement with the Insurgents.

 

[DOA82]

Who knows maybe one of my ancestors slaughtered a caravan of gypsies. I just happend to fall under a small percentage of men that did.

How about a serious answer? Im all for hearing a story about someone getting a foot removed from their ass, but I wanna know why the foot ended up there.

You didnt just book an appointment and say "you know what doc, cut me open, reach in, fumble like ray charles looking for the clitoris and sew me back up".

Like everything else in this world, what was the reason/cause/symptom of the initial problem?

 

[LukeEl]

How about a serious answer? Im all for hearing a story about someone getting a foot removed from their ass, but I wanna know why the foot ended up there.

You didnt just book an appointment and say "you know what doc, cut me open, reach in, fumble like ray charles looking for the clitoris and sew me back up".

Like everything else in this world, what was the reason/cause/symptom of the initial problem?

They really don't know

 

[Legzman]

when I was younger I had tubes put in my ears. I had cronic earaches and the tubes helped. All I remember about the whole thing was when I woke up I just rolled over and puked. Thank fuck I've never had to have any kind of surgery since.