Suburbia Hell

So I am in college living with my parents in suburbia working a less than part time job. This place is crawling with old women and their high school ****.
I have been hit on by about 4 women old enough to be by ***, 2 of which practically spread their legs and jumped on me. 1 of which did this in front of their ******** who was no older than 16 :facepalm: Every time I go to a bar, I am constantly the youngest person there! I am all for a good time but honestly, I draw the line with the gray hairs, **** and when you say your recently single with a wedding ring on!

Has anyone here ever been caught in suburbia hell where it is all cougars, jail bait and a husband with .44 waiting around the corner?
How do you survive such a wasteland? just give in and roll with the cougars?
 

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