Stuff Black People Hate:

[Ace Boobtoucher]

http://stuffblackpeoplehate.com/

I came across this gem of a blog after looking for some really hateful pictures to post in my new favorite thread. The thread I'm referring to has nothing to do with black people and this blogger's opinions match my views on topics as diverse as stupid names; porn; why you shouldn't read this blog; as well as a myriad of hilarious observations about life in Africa America had me clutching my sides from laughter. Good shit right here.

Stupid Names
14 03 2008

At a Kenneth Cole in Bethesda a few months back, I had the pleasure of meeting a very attractive young black woman working the sales floor. Very tall, very well-built, assertive yet soft-spoken, and ambitious enough to be pursuing an advanced degree without being a dick about it. I was damn near ready to marry this girl on the spot.

Then she told me her name. “La La.”

This was her actual fucking name. It wasn’t a nickname. It wasn’t her middle name. It wasn’t her name in Sanskrit. I’m sorry to say it, but the conversation pretty much ended there. Assuming things got serious, there’s no way I’m introducing to my mother a chick whose name doubles as a drug-induced slur. I’d rather be keelhauled.



Figure 1: Lala is a clam, not a name.

The incident got me thinking about all the ridiculous names of black people I’ve come across in my lifetime, and exactly why the fuck these childrens’ parents would do something so socially damning as to name their child something like ‘Sugar’ or ‘Heaven’ or ‘Knoshawn’.

Any parent who gives their child a ridiculous name is dooming that child to failure in more ways than they could possibly fathom. It will inhibit your life professionally, socially, romantically, and even physically*

* I have a cousin who, upon meeting people named after luxury cars (e.g. Mercedes, Lexus, etc.), takes a blood oath to ram them whilst driving their namesake automobile. He sincerely believes this will restore balance to the universe, and so do I.

The comments after this post are priceless.

 

[Bearded_Menace]

http://stuffblackpeoplehate.com/

I came across this gem of a blog after looking for some really hateful pictures to post in my new favorite thread. The thread I'm referring to has nothing to do with black people and this blogger's opinions match my views on topics as diverse as stupid names; porn; why you shouldn't read this blog; as well as a myriad of hilarious observations about life in Africa America had me clutching my sides from laughter. Good shit right here.


The comments after this post are priceless.

:rofl2:

 

[Icewater Jones]

Very few things in this country are funnier that the exposure of pure classic coonery.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I wonder if this kind of thread will soon be on that list...

 

[Jagger69]

The only thing I found that was good on that blog is the fact the dude is shutting it down.

 

[itcouldbeme]

 

[Spleen]

There are loads of "things white people hate" or similar books/blogs/sites, so I don't see the problem.

 

[Sicario]

So if I used the word "niggardly" [which is an adjective meaning "stingy" or "miserly"] in a sentence, I will be labeled as a racist?

GTFO! :thefinger

 

[shimmy2]

not another spear chucker with a blog

 

[Spleen]

It's just a fucking joke, what is wrong with you guys?

 

[Zolf J. Kimbly]

i enjoyed the bit on reverse racism

http://stuffblackpeoplehate.com/2008/08/18/reverse-racism/

 

[xfire]

from the Stupid Names comments

We all know that asians get their name from throwing a pan down the stairs and listening to the sounds

ping pong pang motherfucka

naw j/p but niggas be trippen tho

:rofl:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

http://stuffblackpeoplelikealso.wordpress.com/

There is that one. I find them hilarious. Just as I found it hilarious when black comedians would act like white people, put the white voice on, and stereotype whites. Who cares?

I also love Don Rickles.

 

[Ike Stain]

White Trash people also often name their kids fucked up. Sarah named her kid Trig, which sounds like short for Trigger, a horse's name, and not like that particular kid didn't alread have the deck stacked against him.

 

[xfire]

Her oldest son's name is Track. How the fuck is that a name? Black folk's ain't got shit on that one.

 

[Ike Stain]

Her oldest son's name is Track. How the fuck is that a name? Black folk's ain't got shit on that one.

word, that

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

This thread is raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacist.

Her oldest son's name is Track. How the fuck is that a name? Black folk's ain't got shit on that one.

For real? All you have to do is read the lineup of an NFL team and it will leave you saying wtf...

 

[Ike Stain]

For real? All you have to do is read the lineup of an NFL team and it will leave you saying wtf...

Yeah, but a high percentage of that is adding "La" or "De" onto the beginning a normal (or relatively normal) name.

But "Track"?

Seriously, WTF?

 

[xfire]

Next Palin that gets preggo names her kid Tire.

 

[z9102]

not another spear chucker with a blog

If that's what you think of Blacks then you really are lost.

White Trash people also often name their kids fucked up. Sarah named her kid Trig, which sounds like short for Trigger, a horse's name, and not like that particular kid didn't alread have the deck stacked against him.

This doesn't serve the anti-Black nature of this thread. Even though what you stated is true.