straight male 5'9" 147lbs

well im putting myself out there if anyone needs a straight male for adult films heres some pics of myself full body.jpghi.jpgme6.jpg
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
5'9" and 147 lbs? Sounds like you got a future in twink porn, my friend.

Dino, did you find my links helpful and stuff?
 
could i interest you in a job picking fly shit out of black pepper.............
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
OP's pictures just got approved. So ugly he could make a train take a dirt road. Face like a bulldog chewing on a wasp. A face that would scare a dog out of a butcher shop. So ugly, he'd have to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink. He went to a haunted house and came out with an application. They put tinted windows on his incubator when he was born. He has to Trick or Treat by phone. His mother had to get drunk before she breast fed him. His face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer. He could turn Medusa to stone.
 
OP's pictures just got approved. So ugly he could make a train take a dirt road. Face like a bulldog chewing on a wasp. A face that would scare a dog out of a butcher shop. So ugly, he'd have to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink. He went to a haunted house and came out with an application. They put tinted windows on his incubator when he was born. He has to Trick or Treat by phone. His mother had to get drunk before she breast fed him. His face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer. He could turn Medusa to stone.

He eats these in the morning instead of Blueberry Muffin.

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Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Anyone notice this guy bares a little resemblance to JSmoothpa? :angel1:

Now for the scripts... :cthulhu:
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
I don't think you are so bad looking from those few pics. There's a lot worse looking guys doing porn. You must understand that there is no shortage of guys looking to fuck women on camera. As an actor you must be willing to take any part and some of the work is gay. These studios produce content to all types of consumers so you must be open to what the market demands and some of it is gay. There's a guy here from Colorado that produces scenes and is willing to try out new talent. The thing is that you have to get to him. You don't get to pick out your scenes or models. You are the talent and do as he says which would also involve gay work. He is legit as many of the OCSMs and Petra will verify.

The opportunity is here for you. These OCSMs will chime in and this Colorado dude will also. But remember what I said before, you most likely will be asked to suck a guy's dick on camera. Your face will be shown and featured in the promotional material. If you can do this then you will have your name in credits and a resume started. If you have any apprehensions about doing the gay stuff then forget about making the trip to Colorado. Believe it or not, many actresses that do lesbian scenes are not lesbians. They are playing parts in movies as actresses. You want to fuck women and get paid? Dream on fella. You want to get paid as an actor? You can do that and fuck actresses but get ready to suck an occasional dick on call. Make your decision.
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
I hear it also requires some gay work.

Are you saying that he needs to make his bones by allowing himself to get boned?

It's a part of the business. Look, just because you have a dick doesn't make you special even if it is large. That dick of yours has to do some work. Just like if you had big broad shoulders, showing them off isn't enough. Any model here will tell you that their biggest problem shooting scenes is the guy staying stiff. Gay is the proving ground for keeping it up. Are you up to the task?
 
It's a part of the business. Look, just because you have a dick doesn't make you special even if it is large. That dick of yours has to do some work. Just like if you had big broad shoulders, showing them off isn't enough. Any model here will tell you that their biggest problem shooting scenes is the guy staying stiff. Gay is the proving ground for keeping it up. Are you up to the task?

I'll stay being a landlord because it's a tenant's salmon that gets pushed upstream if they don't pay me on the 15th.

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xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
Are you saying that he needs to make his bones by allowing himself to get boned?

That's the word on the street, he's gonna have to cruise the Hershey highway if he wants to get paid.

It's a part of the business. Look, just because you have a dick doesn't make you special even if it is large. That dick of yours has to do some work. Just like if you had big broad shoulders, showing them off isn't enough. Any model here will tell you that their biggest problem shooting scenes is the guy staying stiff. Gay is the proving ground for keeping it up. Are you up to the task?

Just wait until his fans start demanding he take big black cock, whoa, boy, look out.
 
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