These are the real Oscar nominations and winners for 2023, as compiled by me. And I've not been paid off, not even by TayTay.
BEST FILM
Godzilla Minus One
How to Blow Up a Pipeline
John Wick: Chapter 4
The Killer
Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One
Past Lives
Sick of Myself
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour
Tár
BEST DIRECTOR
Celine Song (Past Lives)
Chad Stahelski (John Wick: Chapter 4)
Damien Chazelle (Babylon)
Christopher McQuarrie (Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One)
Todd Field (Tár)
BEST LEAD PERFORMANCE
Alden Ehrenreich (Fair Play)
Cate Blanchett (Tár)
Greta Lee (Past Lives)
Kristine Kujath Thorp (Sick of Myself)
Lubna Azabal (The Blue Caftan)
Mia McKenna-Bruce (How to Have Sex)
Michael Thomas (Rimini)
Park Ji-min (Return to Seoul)
Rosy McEwen (Blue Jean)
Zelda Samson (Love According to Dalva)
BEST SUPPORTING PERFORMANCE
Catalina Saavedra (Rotting in the Sun)
Charles Melton (May December)
Donnie Yen (John Wick: Chapter 4)
Forrest Goodluck (How to Blow Up a Pipeline)
Glenn Howerton (BlackBerry)
Jason Momoa (Fast X)
John Magaro (Past Lives)
Nina Hoss (Tár)
Teyonah Parris (They Cloned Tyrone)
Vanessa Kirby (Napoleon)
BEST DOCUMENTARY
Bad Axe
Kokomo City
Ronnie O'Sullivan: The Edge of Everything
Still: A Michael J. Fox Movie
Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour
BEST ANIMATED FILM
Marcel the Shell with Shoes On
Nimona
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem
BREAKTHROUGH ARTIST
Abby Ryder Fortson (actor- Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret)
Celine Song (writer, director - Past Lives)
Chloe Domont (writer, director - Fair Play)
Georgia Oakley (writer, director - Blue Jean)
Kristoffer Borgli (writer, director - Sick of Myself and Dream Scenario)
Molly Manning Walker (writer, director - How to Have Sex)
Nida Manzoor (writer, director - Polite Society)
Philippou brothers (writer, directors - Talk to Me)
Raine Allen-Miller (director, Rye Lane)
Rina Sawayama (actor, John Wick: Chapter 4)
BIGGEST SURPRISE
A Day and a Half
Babylon
M3GAN
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour
BEST SCENE
Bomb roll (Fast X)
Botched hit and build-up (The Killer)
Divorce scene (Napoleon)
First sound shoot (Babylon)
Final scene (Fair Play)
Maneater (No Hard Feelings)
Pearl's monologue (Pearl)
Prison escape / truck fight (Extraction 2)
Sofa scene (Rotting in the Sun)
Train escape (Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One)
BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT
Accused
Afire
Sisu
Women Talking
The Wrath of Becky
WORST FILM
#Manhole
The Black Demon
The Collective
Heart of Stone
Mummies
Rebel Moon: Part One - A Child of Fire
Retribution
Sound of Freedom
Strays
The Whale
WORST PERFORMANCE
Gal Gadot (Heart of Stone)
Gillian Anderson (The Pale Blue Eye)
Jim Caviezel (Sound of Freedom)
Josh Lucas (The Black Demon)
Robert Downey Jr. (Oppenheimer)
MOST COMMENDABLE PERFORMANCE IN A NOT VERY GOOD FILM
Dave Bautista (Knock at the Cabin)
Jorma Tommila (Sisu)
Mia Goth (Pearl)
Roger Allam (Tetris)
Sophia Lillis (The Adults)
BEST FILM
Godzilla Minus One
How to Blow Up a Pipeline
John Wick: Chapter 4
The Killer
Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One
Past Lives
Sick of Myself
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour
Tár
BEST DIRECTOR
Celine Song (Past Lives)
Chad Stahelski (John Wick: Chapter 4)
Damien Chazelle (Babylon)
Christopher McQuarrie (Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One)
Todd Field (Tár)
BEST LEAD PERFORMANCE
Alden Ehrenreich (Fair Play)
Cate Blanchett (Tár)
Greta Lee (Past Lives)
Kristine Kujath Thorp (Sick of Myself)
Lubna Azabal (The Blue Caftan)
Mia McKenna-Bruce (How to Have Sex)
Michael Thomas (Rimini)
Park Ji-min (Return to Seoul)
Rosy McEwen (Blue Jean)
Zelda Samson (Love According to Dalva)
BEST SUPPORTING PERFORMANCE
Catalina Saavedra (Rotting in the Sun)
Charles Melton (May December)
Donnie Yen (John Wick: Chapter 4)
Forrest Goodluck (How to Blow Up a Pipeline)
Glenn Howerton (BlackBerry)
Jason Momoa (Fast X)
John Magaro (Past Lives)
Nina Hoss (Tár)
Teyonah Parris (They Cloned Tyrone)
Vanessa Kirby (Napoleon)
BEST DOCUMENTARY
Bad Axe
Kokomo City
Ronnie O'Sullivan: The Edge of Everything
Still: A Michael J. Fox Movie
Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour
BEST ANIMATED FILM
Marcel the Shell with Shoes On
Nimona
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem
BREAKTHROUGH ARTIST
Abby Ryder Fortson (actor- Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret)
Celine Song (writer, director - Past Lives)
Chloe Domont (writer, director - Fair Play)
Georgia Oakley (writer, director - Blue Jean)
Kristoffer Borgli (writer, director - Sick of Myself and Dream Scenario)
Molly Manning Walker (writer, director - How to Have Sex)
Nida Manzoor (writer, director - Polite Society)
Philippou brothers (writer, directors - Talk to Me)
Raine Allen-Miller (director, Rye Lane)
Rina Sawayama (actor, John Wick: Chapter 4)
BIGGEST SURPRISE
A Day and a Half
Babylon
M3GAN
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour
BEST SCENE
Bomb roll (Fast X)
Botched hit and build-up (The Killer)
Divorce scene (Napoleon)
First sound shoot (Babylon)
Final scene (Fair Play)
Maneater (No Hard Feelings)
Pearl's monologue (Pearl)
Prison escape / truck fight (Extraction 2)
Sofa scene (Rotting in the Sun)
Train escape (Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One)
BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT
Accused
Afire
Sisu
Women Talking
The Wrath of Becky
WORST FILM
#Manhole
The Black Demon
The Collective
Heart of Stone
Mummies
Rebel Moon: Part One - A Child of Fire
Retribution
Sound of Freedom
Strays
The Whale
WORST PERFORMANCE
Gal Gadot (Heart of Stone)
Gillian Anderson (The Pale Blue Eye)
Jim Caviezel (Sound of Freedom)
Josh Lucas (The Black Demon)
Robert Downey Jr. (Oppenheimer)
MOST COMMENDABLE PERFORMANCE IN A NOT VERY GOOD FILM
Dave Bautista (Knock at the Cabin)
Jorma Tommila (Sisu)
Mia Goth (Pearl)
Roger Allam (Tetris)
Sophia Lillis (The Adults)