STDiva

[~~whimsy~~]

Discuss.

Requirement for discussion: Drink Hennessy while discussing.

 

[FrostyBoy]

Drink Hennessy while discussing.

Fine! I'll just take my bottle of Cragganmore and go sit in the corner.

Hmmm...this corner seems to be tilting.

 

[magicspore]

Shouldn't the requirement have been made clear in the post subject itself?

Now where is that Hennessey.....

 

[lurkingdirk]

I find him erasable, and slightly more salty than the average man.

 

[L3ggy]

I can't join this debate? You're indeed an evil feline.

 

[STDiva]

Good man. Much better than his peers.

 

[Tittyman5000]

He's a Diva with STD's? :dunno:

 

[STDiva]

Is my name STDDiva??

 

[lurkingdirk]

He's quite punctual. And he enjoys a good pair of pants.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Years later, a doctor will tell him that he has an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

 

[KillTheIndustry]

Sexually Transmitted Diva... That doesn't sound so bad.

Or is it Saint Diva? :angels:

 

[lurkingdirk]

He buys his suits at the toilet store.

 

[STDiva]

A bargain is a bargain

 

[Ace Bandage]

He once took whimsy's mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never called her again.

 

[lurkingdirk]

He frequently gets trapped in a glass case of emotion.

 

[STDiva]

I also quote lines from movies/SNL that weren't all that funny

 

[alexpnz]

I remember when STD first joined the forum and all these European perverts used to leave sexy messages on his page thinking he was a chick just because he had "Diva" in his Screen name! :1orglaugh

 

[lurkingdirk]

STDiva thinks that diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

How can you call that shit not funny, slut?

 

[STDiva]

I remember when STD first joined the forum and all these European perverts used to leave sexy messages on his page thinking he was a chick just because he had "Diva" in his Screen name! :1orglaugh

Oh it still happens.

 

[STDiva]

STDiva thinks that diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

How can you call that shit not funny, slut?

It was funny. 7 years ago