STDiva is feeling old

But really, he's looking good. Everyone take a moment to send him your well wishes.

See how good he looks?
 

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Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Was this meant for the funny pictures thread, or did you want us to discuss this like we do religion? I think there's a toilet with your name on it somewhere...
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
now that you mention it he does look rather like a namekian. oh shit, i just let my inner geek slip out

No, you let your inner geek show when you chose that avatar and handle.:nanner::thefinger:nanner:
 

PirateKing

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No, you let your inner geek show when you chose that avatar and handle.:nanner::thefinger:nanner:
Damn, you're right Johnny, I should embracing my geekiness, just like a jedi embraces the force. In fact shame on you all for not being as great as me. Screw all of you who dont enjoy Scifi and anime.
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jod0565

Member, you member...
Huh? Maybe STD is feeling old, but I'm feeling, uh, shit, I forgot - CRS.
 
i am hamered right now, and if any of you assholes were here, free blowjobs. sweaer to god. will blow me. i wear a lot of chapstick so you knows i got dick suckin lips. i may be old, but i know how to please a man. even a man with blueballs.
 
But really, he's looking good. Everyone take a moment to send him your well wishes.

See how good he looks?

Grandpa Joe!

i am hamered right now, and if any of you assholes were here, free blowjobs. sweaer to god. will blow me. i wear a lot of chapstick so you knows i got dick suckin lips. i may be old, but i know how to please a man. even a man with blueballs.

You know you can pick chicks up at AA meetings, right? Hell, maybe you could even find a girl that loves Hennessy as much as you!


Just sayin'
 
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PirateKing

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i am hamered right now, and if any of you assholes were here, free blowjobs. sweaer to god. will blow me. i wear a lot of chapstick so you knows i got dick suckin lips. i may be old, but i know how to please a man. even a man with blueballs.
STDiva? moar liek STDrunkard. amirite?
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Ace Bandage

The one and only.
See the splendid discussion that broke forth?

Toilet + Your head = Meet each other with force.

Funny thing happened though. I looked up, and voila: I'm in the Funny Pictures thread. Right where I said it should be. Huh, funny how that works. You know, it gets really annoying being right all the time - I haven't been wrong since kindergarten.

Oh yeah, you're welcome. :hatsoff: Go find a toilet, jabroni!
 
Funny thing happened though. I looked up, and voila: I'm in the Funny Pictures thread. Right where I said it should be. Huh, funny how that works. You know, it gets really annoying being right all the time - I haven't been wrong since kindergarten.

Oh yeah, you're welcome. :hatsoff: Go find a toilet, jabroni!

If you were here, I'd slap your face with my nutsack.

But, as you're several hundred miles away, I'll have to do it with my cock.


:D
 

PirateKing

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Funny thing happened though. I looked up, and voila: I'm in the Funny Pictures thread. Right where I said it should be. Huh, funny how that works. You know, it gets really annoying being right all the time - I haven't been wrong since kindergarten.

Oh yeah, you're welcome. :hatsoff: Go find a toilet, jabroni!
Its gonna be bad news for a lot of members here if he ever becomes a mod.:)
 
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