State DMVs Say "DON'T Smile For the Birdie - Just Sit There!"

Four states adopt 'no-smiles' policy for driver's licenses:

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This quote, from the story, cracked me up:

"Elaine Mullen of Great Falls, Va., bristled at the policy while renewing her license until she heard the reasoning. 'It's probably safer from a national-security point of view,' she says."

:1orglaugh

Knowing the DC area fairly well, I'm guessing this lady is a loyal Republican. She's also, apparently, a major tool.

I mean, really, this sort of mentality is almost something from a Simpsons episode!

Come up with any awful policy, and the moment anybody questions it, just say "National Security, Sir/M'am!" and wait for the docile tools to bow and submit with a "Oh, well, if you say so!"

I'd walk in with a plastered grin and just claim that was the way God (America's True President!) made me...
 

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