Sponsors for pr0nstars? (parody/bad idea)

Harley Spencer

Official Checked Star Member
...and this; ladies and gentlemen, is why I have pretty much stopped going into OCSM threads.

ALL OCSM's should take note, I'm sure we're not the only ones.

Apollo, THANK YOU for putting into words that which I couldn't. First drink's on me....

I repped him, too and quoted him, bitch.

So there....;)

Nah, you can come into my thread :) He's made a few minor appearances in there, but most were not too pleasant and definitely weren't all about how amazing I am, I can assure you that. My thread is fun stuff :) And we have actual discussions over there about other things, like astrology, wisdom teeth, drawing, tattoos, and I know there were a few others but I can't remember what about. It's not so much just me putting pictures up and people throwing compliments at me every single day (that does happen, but not quite as much as some other OCSM threads).
 

Deepcover

Closed Account
If anyone kisses the most OCSM ass around here, I'd have to say it's you. I can't go into most AMA anything threads because I know I'll see some comment of yours that's sappy, somewhat creeperish, and makes me wonder if you have any idea the impact some of your words, thoughts, or ideas can have. Jaana's been the only OCSM (to my knowledge) to call you out on how you lust after every other member with pink in their username with "OMG you're so beautiful I wish you were mine", but had no qualms about making disparaging remarks about her. When you're called out on how rude or hurtful you are, you try and avert all negative attention towards yourself by saying you're joking or that everyone should be able to laugh about being made fun of. You're not being honest, you're being a royal douche. I already have a hard time standing you because you've made antagonistic remarks about Jews, but what should I expect? You're German, you're bitter that you're not the master race like I'm sure you've always dreamed of being, and you make up for it by talking down to anyone who isn't willing to put up with the never-ending stream of soppy bullshit that comes out of your mouth, OCSM or not.

See, I'm just being honest, not an asshole, and in your own words, everyone deserves to be made fun of, disability or not.

Tried repping you again.
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
I dunno exactly how conservative they are. I know they have show girls for bike shows, girls in bikinis, calendars, revealing clothes, etc. but I'm not so sure they'd be all too keen on having a girl known for adult content working as a model for them.



No, I'm not interested in working any shows. I've gotten offers but decline all of them. I'm not the right type of girl. I have the looks, but I don't have the personality, not one bit. They need talkative, bubbly, flirty girls, and that's not me, and I'm not willing to act like it. Plus the pay is total shit, especially considering the fact that I'd need to do some serious traveling to even get to the show, plus pay for hotel and food while there, so in the end there's really absolutely no profit from working there since whatever money I'd earn from the show would end up being less or equal to the amount that I'd have to pay to actually attend the show.

I used to know a girl who was a Tecate Girl back in the CART Indy Car days. You're right - she didn't get much money, but said she did it for the other jobs that the added attention brought in. In her case, I think Tecate covered travel though. Different kind of gig than the car/bike shows we're talking about though. I think Briana Lee used to be a big car and bike show girl. I'm sure she knows the ins & outs, if you ever get curious again. But like you say, if the expense and trouble aren't worth it, always best to pass.

BTW, there used to be a mag called Iron Horse(?) - don't know if it's even still around. This was many years ago, back when I was considering buying a Harley (so I could be like Sam :facepalm:). There was a 90's porn star who was in that magazine. But I don't know what they paid the models or anything.
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Cool! I love cars, so... ;)

I believe you. Really, I do. But, uh... see... there's this little known FreeOnes rule (that You Might not have heard about) that requires you to post a picture of yourself posing beside a car if you say something like that. And if you happen to pose beside a Jaguar or a WRX, Roald has to send you a FreeOnes t-shirt. This is true. All true! I read it on the internet and they can't post anything on the internet that isn't true! Werd! :yesyes:
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
I believe you. Really, I do. But, uh... see... there's this little known FreeOnes rule (that You Might not have heard about) that requires you to post a picture of yourself posing beside a car if you say something like that. And if you happen to pose beside a Jaguar or a WRX, Roald has to send you a FreeOnes t-shirt. This is true. All true! I read it on the internet and they can't post anything on the internet that isn't true! Werd! :yesyes:

I've heard she must pose on the hood of the car with spread legs. :dunno:
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
I've heard she must pose on the hood of the car with spread legs. :dunno:

I believe that is correct. It's in paragraph 2, subsection C of The Rule. I didn't make The Rule. I'm just trying to help, ya know? Right. ;)

If she'll pose with a Jag or WRX though, I'll send her the FreeOnes shirt that I think I'm entitled to but have never gotten. Seriously, what happened to all the girls who used to like posing with hot cars???
 

surayastars

Official Checked Star Member
I believe you. Really, I do. But, uh... see... there's this little known FreeOnes rule (that you might not have heard about) that requires you to post a picture of yourself posing beside a car if you say something like that. And if you happen to pose beside a Jaguar or a WRX, Roald has to send you a FreeOnes t-shirt. This is true. All true! I read it on the internet and they can't post anything on the internet that isn't true! Werd! :yesyes:

I've heard she must pose on the hood of the car with spread legs. :dunno:

I believe that is correct. It's in paragraph 2, subsection C of The Rule. I didn't make The Rule. I'm just trying to help, ya know? Right. ;)

If she'll pose with a Jag or WRX though, I'll send her the FreeOnes shirt that I think I'm entitled to but have never gotten. Seriously, what happened to all the girls who used to like posing with hot cars???

Haha! Guys.... Dream on :rofl:

But if I hade a picture like that, I would've post it! ;)
 
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Is this a proof that Adidas sponsors porn pages?
 
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