Spam

[HeartBroker]

Post the funniest spam bullshit that you get.

Maybe I'm the only one that gets these but I doubt it...

Here's one to start the deal...


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OFFICIAL LETTER FROM FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI) EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR ROBERT MUELLER III FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION WASHINGTON DC. FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET.

The federal bureau of investigation (FBI).Through our intelligence monitoring network has discovered that the transaction that the bank contacted you previously was legal.Recently the fund has been legally approved to be paid via APEX BANK So, we the federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington Dc, in conjunction with the United Nations (UN) financial department have investigated through our monitoring network that your transaction with the APEX BANK is legal and all beneficiary can claim there fund due to the recent meeting held in Washington on 31 December 2010.

You have the legitimate right to complete your transaction to claim your US$36.7,000,000.00 (Thirty Six Million Seven Hundred Thousands United States dollars.We the federal bureau of investigation decided to contact the APEX BANK in charge for them to give us their procedures on how to send this money to you without any further complain or delay. We just got an information from the APEX BANK that your US$36.7,M is ready to be wired to your bank account without any further delay.


You are hereby required and advice to contact the APEX BANK Secretary Mr. Kingsley Agwor (kingsleyagwor@live.com) with your full contact details so that they can proceed in getting your funds to you. It might interest you to know that we are here to protect you from any problem till you receive your funds, you can as well get in touch with us through the above e-mail address and the helpline desk.


Looking forward to hear from you as soon as you receive this message



Best Regards,
Robert Swan Mueller
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J.Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C
20535-0001, USA
Telephone: +19475178745
Email: investigationfbidept@usa.com


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Awesome, I'm rich now!
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[bustybbwlover]

here's one i got today, it's risk free!

From Bank UBS AG Switzerland
Postfach 8098 Zьrich
Switzerland.
Swiss Clearing Number: 230
Postal Account: 80-2-2
SWIFT: UBSW CH ZH 80A
Web site: www.ubs.com

Hello,
I am aware that this is an unconventional way of relaying an important message such as this. I did try without success to locate both your contact address or phone/fax number and as such, I resorted in contacting you via email. I am Mr. David Bawden an investment consultant working with Bank UBS AG Zurich presently at their offshore department. I will be happy to work this deal out with you if you have a corporate or personal Bank Account and if you are capable of keeping TOP SECRET.

During one of our periodic auditing I discovered a dormant accounts with holding balances of US$26,000.000.00GBP {Twenty six million Great British Pounds only} Sometimes a person will open a bank account, deposit money, and then disappear into the tin air. Banks are not always able to find out what has become of these silent customers, or to know whether they should follow up on requests from people who claim to be heirs to the accounts. The main problem is that the customer resides abroad and, due to bank secrecy, the bank cannot publish notices in the international press to locate the depositaries. This has led the
majority of Swiss banks to refrain from opening small-deposit accounts for foreign customers; for fear that they will forget that the account exists.

It has happened in the past, however, that customers pass away and their heirs can neither prove the death, nor their heir ship. This was a frequent
occurrence during the wartime periods, and the banks have now set up a simple, rapid resolution procedure operating to their customers’ advantage. Dormant
assets are defined as any assets deposited with a bank (i.e. an account, a custody account or a safety-deposit box) for which there has been no contact with
the customer in the bank’s files for the last ten years or more.
If you believe you have claim to a Swiss bank account for which the holder (e.g. an ancestor) has not been in contact with the bank for over ten years, there is a fairly simple procedure to follow, depending on the date the account was opened, this account has not been operated for the past years. As at this
moment, I am constrained to issue more details about this business until your response is received.
If you are not familiar with Swiss Dormant Accounts and profile, please take a moment of your very busy schedules to read about Swiss dormant accounts:
website; www.crt-ii.org/2001_list/publication_list1_A.phtm

If you know that you are capable to handle large or small amount on trust and can keep secret and ready to take 40% of any amount I transfer to your account
from the dormant accounts and I will take 60%, then get back to me immediately with your details by return mail. Tell me more about yourself, while I look
forward to receive the above information. Please write me to my most secured email address (davidbawden_ubs@hotmail.com)
I want to re-assure you that this business is risk free and you can send an empty account to receive the funds, provided that the account is capable to
receive incoming funds, the transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect us from any breach of the law.
Send also your private mobile phone number where I can reach you now.
Thank you for your time and attention.

Warmest regards,
Mr. David Bawden.

i'm rich bitch!