Space Explorer - Sexy Companion Question

[Collegegirls]

You're on a 2 year space exploration mission. It's just you and your space ship...and ONE girl you can take with you. You will work with her, ***** with her, eat with her, run science experiments with her, talk only to her.... for 2 years.
She can be a pornstar, or amateur...ANYONE you see on Free Ones or on a porn site.

No *********** or girlfriends or wives allowed. So think carefully about this and then answer the question:

WHO would you take on this 2 year space mission...and WHY?

 

[D-rock]

It would have to be somebody smart. Trying to run serious science experiments with somebody that's just eye candy would suck after the first day let alone for 2 years.

 

[luis1972]

I would take my ******.
Nobody would care better about me
I could be without sex.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Justin Beiber. That chick is hot.

 

[Collegegirls]

It says no ***********, girlfriends or wives. It would be inferred that ******* are excluded too but I didn't want to sound creepy or state the obvious. So let's be clear: no *******, no grandmothers, no great-grandmothers, no wives, no girlfriends, no co-workers, no ***********, not the lady at the grocery store's cash register, coffee shop, post office or dentist. Nobody you actually know. Your pick must be on Free Ones or on a porn site.

I would take my ******.
Nobody would care better about me
I could be without sex.

 

[Collegegirls]

True. But let's assume she only needs to assist you with simple experiments and doesn't actually have to have a science doctorate or anything like that. Just be reasonably smart. And if that's too much of a stumbling block, forget about science experiments altogether. Point is: who of all the incredible ladies on Free Ones and adult sites would you take with you on a 2 year trip, and why.

It would have to be somebody smart. Trying to run serious science experiments with somebody that's just eye candy would suck after the first day let alone for 2 years.

 

[bobjustbob]

Does it have to be a space ship? Why can't it just be in my house?

 

[Collegegirls]

Does your house have an espresso machine with buttons shaped like boobies and the portafilter handle looks like a machine ***? No? I rest my case, good Sir. Now buckle up and get ready to lift off ...

Does it have to be a space ship? Why can't it just be in my house?

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Sasha Grey because she was naked in my ***** last night.

It was EPIC.


So was Miss Hybrid too though.. I ***** really really good.

 

[sean miguel]

Lola Myluv.

She's petite so she'd take up less space. She's blonde which would be aesthetically pleasing. I could call her "my luv" and it would be totally appropriate and professional. And whether she's smart or not would be irrelevant as her role in any experiments would be relegated to "Here, hold this. Yeah, just like that."

 

[Collegegirls]

Good one!

Lola Myluv.

She's petite so she'd take up less space. She's blonde which would be aesthetically pleasing. I could call her "my luv" and it would be totally appropriate and professional. And whether she's smart or not would be irrelevant as her role in any experiments would be relegated to "Here, hold this. Yeah, just like that."

 

[Johan]

it would have to be someone that is smart and funny and open-minded and easy-going, etc... I think my first pick would be Siri

It says no ***********, girlfriends or wives. It would be inferred that ******* are excluded too but I didn't want to sound creepy or state the obvious. So let's be clear: no *******, no grandmothers, no great-grandmothers, no wives, no girlfriends, no co-workers, no ***********, not the lady at the grocery store's cash register, coffee shop, post office or dentist. Nobody you actually know. Your pick must be on Free Ones or on a porn site.

What if my ****** is on freeones ?

 

[Collegegirls]

Ummm...congrats?
Yeah that would count.

it would have to be someone that is smart and funny and open-minded and easy-going, etc... I think my first pick would be Siri


What if my ****** is on freeones ?

 

[Ace Bandage]

Sara Jean Underwood. Former Playmate of the Year and host of ****** of the Show. Why? Her sense of humor.. oh yeah, and she's fucking hot. Plus, if there's a medical emergency, she has it covered.

 

[cornytone]

I choose Cherry Jul as my companion. She Russian, so she must be a Astrophysicist by second nature, and very sexy Astrophysicist.
http://i1.cdn2a.image.*******.phncdn.com/m=e-yaaGqaa/pics/albums/003/684/552/57526632/original_57526632.jpg

 

[cornytone]

BUT I JUST WANT TO BE CLEAR! There no gravity drive on my ship right? I don't want to **** up to my girl with no eyes because I will be getting off that ship really quick.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

But it DOES have a big kitchen, right?

 

[Collegegirls]

Ha. Well, no gravity drive then.

BUT I JUST WANT TO BE CLEAR! There no gravity drive on my ship right? I don't want to **** up to my girl with no eyes because I will be getting off that ship really quick.

 

[Deepcover]

Naughty Allie cause I've always been obsessed with her ever since she debuted years ago as a sexy swinger. Oh yeah doing her in the Apollo space craft while blasting The Fifth Dimension song "Up...up and away...My beautiful balloooooooooooooooon"

 

[Anonyne#017]

This sounds like a some kind of evil punishment to be honest...

I mean, I've actually heard couple of them talk...

It's probably better that they'll just stay inside my computer monitor as a fap material only...