The intention of this thread is to save anyone who might be considering buying the new Club Jenna movie "Sophia Syndrome" roughly thirty dollars, and to encouarage an alternative to where that money could be spent.
I'm not sure exactly how long we waited to see Sophia in her debut hardcore film, but I think anyone can agree that waiting did not keep us on the edge of our seats but it rather pissed everyone off. The movie featured an all star cast. In fact, all you have to say to me to get me searching around the internet for a free download is "Britney Skye" or "Eva Angelina." And oh yeah, Sophia Rossi was in it too. HOWEVER, the movie followed that evergrowing Jenna J trend of trying to blend "art", my least favorite subject, with masturbation a la hardcore porn, my favorite subject. The result was less frustrating in this particular film than others I've seen, but nonetheless there was one "compromise" that the blending of art and porn made that inspired me to try to convince you to save thrity dollars.
Like a Back To the Future movie without time travel, this was a Porno movie without cumshots. Now, for those of you who might have seen it, TECHNICALLY there were cumshots, but in three of the four guy/girl scenes (there were no threesomes) the cumshots were on inaniment objects. For example (the others were equal in their amount of frustration caused) one cumshot was actually on a golf club, the face of the head if anyone is curious. It was a pitching wedge, and it was a Dunlop, for any of you with either correspoding fettish.
To save grace for Jenna Jameson, Club Jenna, and Playboy, the cumshot in the Sophia Rossi secne was actually directed towards Sophia, but it was one of those weak, my-cum-is-clear-cause-I've-been-********-for-the-last-week kind of cumshots. In conclusion, my professional opinion on this movie is that it is not even worth the harddrive space it's taking up after finding it on some other forum.
Oh yeah, and what you should do with your thrity dollars instead. Buy some **** or something. Buy some toilet paper. Trade in some video games for in store credit and combine your thirty dollars with that to get a good video game. But don't spend it on porn, we all frequent freeones.com, it is instilled in us just by the name of our favorite forum that paying for porn is un-1337, and for God sakes if you must spend it on porn, don't spend it on Sophia Syndrome.
I'm not sure exactly how long we waited to see Sophia in her debut hardcore film, but I think anyone can agree that waiting did not keep us on the edge of our seats but it rather pissed everyone off. The movie featured an all star cast. In fact, all you have to say to me to get me searching around the internet for a free download is "Britney Skye" or "Eva Angelina." And oh yeah, Sophia Rossi was in it too. HOWEVER, the movie followed that evergrowing Jenna J trend of trying to blend "art", my least favorite subject, with masturbation a la hardcore porn, my favorite subject. The result was less frustrating in this particular film than others I've seen, but nonetheless there was one "compromise" that the blending of art and porn made that inspired me to try to convince you to save thrity dollars.
Like a Back To the Future movie without time travel, this was a Porno movie without cumshots. Now, for those of you who might have seen it, TECHNICALLY there were cumshots, but in three of the four guy/girl scenes (there were no threesomes) the cumshots were on inaniment objects. For example (the others were equal in their amount of frustration caused) one cumshot was actually on a golf club, the face of the head if anyone is curious. It was a pitching wedge, and it was a Dunlop, for any of you with either correspoding fettish.
To save grace for Jenna Jameson, Club Jenna, and Playboy, the cumshot in the Sophia Rossi secne was actually directed towards Sophia, but it was one of those weak, my-cum-is-clear-cause-I've-been-********-for-the-last-week kind of cumshots. In conclusion, my professional opinion on this movie is that it is not even worth the harddrive space it's taking up after finding it on some other forum.
Oh yeah, and what you should do with your thrity dollars instead. Buy some **** or something. Buy some toilet paper. Trade in some video games for in store credit and combine your thirty dollars with that to get a good video game. But don't spend it on porn, we all frequent freeones.com, it is instilled in us just by the name of our favorite forum that paying for porn is un-1337, and for God sakes if you must spend it on porn, don't spend it on Sophia Syndrome.
