Someone from FO needs to help this girl!

[magicspore]

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=50148

hilarious thread. i dunno whether the people there are serious or joking or whether the entire board is a setup.

jezzus christ :tinhat:

 

[magicspore]

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=50147

 

[Straight Shooter]

I posted a reply on there telling her the truth, some of the responses to her question are just ridiculous

 

[magicspore]

"This is nothing to worry about, Felicity. The boy probably had the lump all along because his pocket had a very full wallet in it or a small wooden cross."

"Sometimes boys will ask you to rub the lump to bring the swelling down. Don't do it. It will only make his condition worse. Always use a ice pack."

I have no idea whether they are being ironic or totally christian :1orglaugh

 

[Death-Proof-69]

I posted a reply on there telling her the truth, some of the responses to her question are just ridiculous

i'd watch your back from now on buddy...just sayin, if those fuckers are real then they are full on radical cultists and it say's you're under investigation lol...good reply though :thumbsup:

 

[Ulysses31]

She must be fucking with them, seriously

 

[Straight Shooter]

i'd watch your back from now on buddy...just sayin, if those fuckers are real then they are full on radical cultists and it say's you're under investigation lol...good reply though :thumbsup:

What the fuck are they going to do to me? Like they're going to throw me into prison or something:1orglaugh. They don't seem like a cult though but some of the replies to the op are just too funny

 

[Death-Proof-69]

What the fuck are they going to do to me? Like they're going to throw me into prison or something:1orglaugh. They don't seem like a cult though but some of the replies to the op are just too funny

lol, it is actually a fake site, a big satire...if you cruise their site there's little things here and there that don't fit but if at first glance they seem very convincing and real...especially knowing how twisted people can get over religion...but never underestimate the potential danger of religious extremists, they'll fuck shit up with less regard to personal safety than someone hopped up on PCP :nono:

 

[Straight Shooter]

I registered on the forum to post a reply and here's the private message they sent me regarding my reply to the original poster:

Dear icecold322,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Sexing it up for satan
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Degenerate sex pervert! This is a family forum! :angry:
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This infraction is worth 66 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.


:1orglaugh:laugh::rofl2:

 

[PirateKing]

I don't know what to make of these responses. They are so utterly ridiculous that they have to be joking but the members seem to be legit devout Christians. This one for example:

Dear Felicity,

I think there is something seriously wrong with that boy. I would advice you to stay away from him, he might have something contagious. Perhaps he is the one who caused you to have that yeast infection I found when I was examining you. I will contact his parents and see if I can use some oil on him before I fill him with the joy of Jesus. "Is any sick among you? Let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord." (James 5:14)

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

:rofl2: This guy can't be an actual pastor!

 

[jibbijib]

Rofl with a hardon.

 

[vodkazvictim]

There appears to be pages of stuff as tho its a real forum.
Somebody went to WAY too much effort for this.

 

[Kingfisher]

Felicity is probably a 52 year old molestation suspect on the run from police, trolling.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Linking to other forums is against the Board Rules.

Closed.