So You Find A Magical Lamp....

[MyBootyLive]

So you find the magical lamp in thrift shop and you rub it. The genie appears and says that you have to go by the following rules....

1. You Only Get One Wish.
2. You Can't Wish For More Wishes.

What would you wish for???

 

[Supafly]

First things first:

Welcome, mate, and that is one hell of a thread you chose to kick things off :coolthumb:

I will sleep on this, I guess. A hundred things come to mind spontanously, but what would be the ultimate wish...

 

[Pornfan99]

To be able to say a phrase, "abcdefg .." and then effectively hypnotize who I say it to, so that they will do what I tell them to - until I saw "tuvwxyz." And, they no memory of that time - as if they blacked out.

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Or .. turn on-and-off invisibility.

 

[Pornfan99]

Or, part 2: the ability to transmute (when I want to) objects into solid gold.

 

[Johan]

Memorizing and remebering everything I see, hear, read or feel

You read something, you remember every word of it. Someone shows you something, you can instantly reproduce it perfectly. Etc.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Give me the power to make myself invisible, undetectable, and without leaving a shred of evidence behind no matter how good science and technology become.

 

[Supafly]

I would like to be Dr. Strange, with everything that comes with it.

Mainly, because, if you control time, you control everything.

 

[jetskifan]

I don't trust genies

 

[xfire]

Isn't it standard Genie practice to grant three wishes? Narrowing it down to one wish kinda sucks and might make me vengeful and wish something spiteful for the Genie.

 

[Supafly]

Isn't it standard Genie practice to grant three wishes? Narrowing it down to one wish kinda sucks and might make me vengeful and wish something spiteful for the Genie.

Let us wait for the OP to make his second post on this forum, before we carry on. He's still sitting on numero uno.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

A long, happy, healthy prosperous life for my family, and myself.

 

[DrakeM]

Eternal youth. Obviously you could still die from an accident or disease, but if careful, you could last a long time and you'd have an "out" if you wanted it.

 

[xfire]

Ok, since it's just one wish I want the power to snap my fingers and make people fat, and I mean irreversible Fat Bastard obese with the diabetes and heart disease that comes along with it.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

At the moment I'm getting over a minor cold. I wish I had the ability to better cough up phlegm. I cough and it comes up my throat then slides down back to my stomach. I feel like I have a large order of Eggs Benedict with extra Hollandaise Sauce to unload if I could hurl it out of my mouth.

I had a friend in high school who had a talent for conjuring up phlegm then spitting it out. We would gather to watch as he would spit into a chain fence while we counted how many links it stretched out to before it broke off. He had a bad cold and stayed at home for about a week once. He said he spit phlegm into a rectangular casserole container for days then put it in the oven to bake. After it cooked and he pulled it out of the oven he said it looked like he made quiche.

 

[jod0565]

Of course it would be to have a lot of money, not only for myself, but enough to share.

 

[Sexpert007]

A lot of money.