Facetious
Moderated
So, What Happened ?
Several days ago I was making up a couple of jugs of cranberry ******** punch.
I started out with -
2 x 48 oz.(U.S.) bottles - full, virgin, unopened bottles
1 x 48 oz. bottle of clear apple juice
1 Can frozen concentrate Cranberry Punch 12 oz. (U.S) + 36 oz. distilled water
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All contents combined / mixed in a clean 2 gal. (U.S) Food grade storage container.
The ******** was then returned to the clear plastic 48 Oz bottles (4 total)
Two of the bottles were placed up on the top of refer, the other two, inside the refer. A day later, I opened and drank from one of the bottles in refer. All good.
Later in the same afternoon, I open up the refer door, as normal and one of the bottles tumbled, (delighted I have good reflexes) downward and right into my open hands. Meanwhile, continuing, from the ***** applied from opening door, the other jug was dancin' 'round on the edge . . I grabbed it and put things to a stop.
Cut To chase - The 2 bottles, up top were very much bloated / pressurized. The base of both bottles had expanded -i.e.- rounded (that's why they were wobbly) same for the caps . . every detail . . swollen. I set those aside.
Back into the refer to eyeball the other two jugs, one already about 1/2 consumed. The remaining, single bottle in refer was fine - not under pressure !
I ask you, the FreeOnes membership, staff, Official Checked Members . . . Tunsty . . . (3 letters) " __ __ __" ? !
Lastly, The pressurized ***** was as sparkling as a soda pop !
Again,"__ __ __" ? !
Several days ago I was making up a couple of jugs of cranberry ******** punch.
I started out with -
2 x 48 oz.(U.S.) bottles - full, virgin, unopened bottles
1 x 48 oz. bottle of clear apple juice
1 Can frozen concentrate Cranberry Punch 12 oz. (U.S) + 36 oz. distilled water
____________________________________________________________________
All contents combined / mixed in a clean 2 gal. (U.S) Food grade storage container.
The ******** was then returned to the clear plastic 48 Oz bottles (4 total)
Two of the bottles were placed up on the top of refer, the other two, inside the refer. A day later, I opened and drank from one of the bottles in refer. All good.
Later in the same afternoon, I open up the refer door, as normal and one of the bottles tumbled, (delighted I have good reflexes) downward and right into my open hands. Meanwhile, continuing, from the ***** applied from opening door, the other jug was dancin' 'round on the edge . . I grabbed it and put things to a stop.
Cut To chase - The 2 bottles, up top were very much bloated / pressurized. The base of both bottles had expanded -i.e.- rounded (that's why they were wobbly) same for the caps . . every detail . . swollen. I set those aside.
Back into the refer to eyeball the other two jugs, one already about 1/2 consumed. The remaining, single bottle in refer was fine - not under pressure !
I ask you, the FreeOnes membership, staff, Official Checked Members . . . Tunsty . . . (3 letters) " __ __ __" ? !
Lastly, The pressurized ***** was as sparkling as a soda pop !
Again,"__ __ __" ? !
