So this happened a couple minutes ago in my visitor's section here at Freeones

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol


Being the inquisitive soul that I am I googled OliviaJohnson905 and this is what I found:



First off, if she's from Iceland why are all the links in Korean? Chinese?
Secondly, "Sgt marine Angela, United States Military Sergeant?" Seems legit.
Third, she goes from 'how's the weather' to 'looking for a cordial relationship'

What sparked this interest from someone I've never heard of and how do I thank Freeones for matching me with this obviously totally legit lady who's not trying to catfish me?
 
crap. I got the same visitor message and we're supposedly engaged and I sent her money.

fished in.


I went with a girl who is icelandic. those [nobabe]ice-blue[/nobabe] eyes and those fucking tits. gawd I loved those.

I'm sorry, what?
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
It's probably that 'Picklerlicker' guy, still bent (no pun intended) out of shape and trying to take over your persona.

On the other hand maybe it' really is a korean super-model wanting her breastables fondled.
 

Petra

Cult ****** and Simpering Cunt
Ace, you're so lucky! I heard that they're going to start paying guys to move to iceland to marry their women.
 

FreeOnes_Adam

FO Admin - 19 Cents of Magical Cock (her/shey)
I like how they thought making her a sergeant would help the believable factor settle in. You know, cause it totally does.
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Well, you're her boyfriend, Adam.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
If she can rock a bikini like this:



I'm totally down with moving to Iceland.
 
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