So I'm going to be a firefighter in 2 weeks

What are the chances that this will actually get me sex? Keep in mind that have -17 on the game and swagger scale. I'm kind of hoping the job will outweigh that? (since my ****** said that women love guys in this type of work)
 
Well, good luck with your job. The chances of having sex are great, I suppose. Women love men in uniform.
Make sure you are just showered and go for the ladies.

And use the right equipment.:D
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
Cool congrats!

Now first of all, please do not only think about women and sex all the time! Do the job, because you want to be god at it and help people and even save lives!

After that you can think about getting women, because of your firefighter uniform!

And I think firefighters really get all the ladies. But you have to look at least "not bad".

If youre ugly as hell you could wear 10 firefighter uniforms you didnt get a lady. :D ;)
 
Cool congrats!

Now first of all, please do not only think about women and sex all the time! Do the job, because you want to be god at it and help people and even save lives!

After that you can think about getting women, because of your firefighter suit!

And I think firefighters really get all the ladies. But you have to look at least "not bad".

If youre ugly as hell you could wear 10 firefighter suits you didnt get a lady. :D ;)

Damn, that ends that.....

But lol, yeah obviously I'm doing it for the job itself and helping others (i have no problem giving up my life if it could save someone else's), that is the main and only concern, but I'm hoping that ending this 26 year dry spell will be a side perk, lol.
 

Lungzyn

Die For Me
If those half naked firefighter calenders are anything to go by, you should be pretty appealing to the ladies :hatsoff:
 
If those half naked firefighter calenders are anything to go by, you should be pretty appealing to the ladies :hatsoff:

lol I don't quite look as good as they do, but it's said that one loses 15-20 lbs after the training academy (since the training is so strenuous).
 

Lungzyn

Die For Me
lol I don't quite look as good as they do, but it's said that one loses 15-20 lbs after the training academy (since the training is so strenuous).

I've seen some competitions where they do firefighting drills and exercises against a clock, its does look pretty demanding
Good luck with that :glugglug:
 

24788

☼LEGIT☼
Your on the good side, so getting laid might be a little difficult. Now if you were the one starting the fires then you'd be getting laid every night.
 

Facetious

Moderated
Congrats ! You've been looking for a job for some time now. :hatsoff:
I wouldn't recommend that you start hitting on the dispatchers and / or administrators so quick ! lol ! That could get you fired !
Be patient and learn the ropes and protocols of your job first and everything will fall into place.

All the best :glugglug:
 
You could always try to hit the gym, become ripped, and get into one of those fireman calendars that women like to buy. That might help.
 
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