ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
Soaking my entire body because it got covered in poison oak yesterday (face, arms, groin, everything). As I was laying in the tub, I took a look at my penis and got a crazy idea. I started tugging at it to get it bigger, and eventually it protruded from the water, like some deformed, pale, baby turtle's head checking to make sure the coast was clear. At this point, I stopped my movement and as it started to deflate and retract below the water, I said in my best German accent, "Down periscope".
