I love small tits, but even more I like seeing girls humiliated (or at least made fun of) for having them. I've only seen it a couple of times in porn, though. Once Heidi Robins took her top off on Bang Bros, I think, and the guy said: "I paid a $100 for that?" Cen't find the vid, but stills here http://www.bravoporn.com/updates/2007-08-04/38b6c9/ And the other was when Ron Jeremy was impaling some flat-chested blonde and a curvy latina walked in the room, he took it out of the blonde (who I found quite sexy) and started fucking the other girl. That was ages ago, so I could find the vid. But you get the picture.

Anybody have anything like that?
 

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from two broke girls ep. "and the first degree": max (kat dennings), caroline (Beth Behrs)

caroline mentions something about max's preparation for her exam being enough to earn her a D
max's retort: "i like my grade to match my boobs"

later in the epi ...
max says to caroline: "i got a B, now my grade matches your boobs"

though according to sources, Beth Behrs is a 32A cup
http://www.bodymeasurements.org/beth-behrs/
http://www.celebritysizes.com/beth-behrs-bra-size-age-weight-height-measurements/



kat dennings to Beth Behrs on 'two broke girls'

"here comes honey boobless"

^ for context as well as for consistency this was
season 4 episode 1 - And the Reality Problem

BB: I wonder which reality show it is.
KD: Ooh, maybe 16 and Pregnant is doing a "Where Are They Now" segment and they found me. Or that one about you, "Here Comes Honey Boobless".

http://www.springfieldspringfield.c...ipts.php?tv-show=2-broke-girls&episode=s04e01


kat dennings and her bg fat tits pokes fun at Beth Behrs and her itty bitties a lot of two broke girls

season 3, episode 23 - And the Free Money
BB / Caroline: One for you, and one for me. And this time, it's going right in the savings account. *places money into bra*
KD / Max: Well, it's not earning much interest in there. Here. We're keeping this in a bank with two major branches. (alluding to the fact that BB breasts, being small, would not be a profitable savings account but herself, on the other hand, with big fat tits, would be quite profitable)

http://www.springfieldspringfield.c...ipts.php?tv-show=2-broke-girls&episode=s03e23

season 4, episode 6 - And the Model Apartment
Max: No way! Look, Caroline, it's a bra-nanza! And, Caroline, since you don't really need to wear a bra Here.

http://www.springfieldspringfield.c...ipts.php?tv-show=2-broke-girls&episode=s04e06


season 4, episode 5 - And the Brand Job
Caroline: Guess what I have under my coat.
Max: Well, I know it's not a boob reduction.

http://www.springfieldspringfield.c...ipts.php?tv-show=2-broke-girls&episode=s04e05
 

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Kat Dennings & Beth Behrs

season 4, episode 11 - And the Crime Ring

BB/CAROLINE: How much do you think this pays? 'Cause I can do that.
KD/MAX: Yes, you can.
All you need is a stepladder and boobs.

KD:
Oh, it's stuck and I can't fit my boobs through there.
I can barely fit them through the Holland Tunnel.

BB:
Fine.
I'm going in.
Finally, having no boobs pays off.

http://www.springfieldspringfield.c...ipts.php?tv-show=2-broke-girls&episode=s04e11
 

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Megyn Price (audrey) who has big fat perfect tits and Bianca Kajlich (jen) who has 34B or 32 B cup tits

season 2, episode 6 - Old School Jeff

little boy accidentally videotapes audrey bad mouthing his aunt at a wedding. audrey wants him to delete the tape but he isn't budging ... at least until he gets to see her big fat titties

MP: Now, what's it gonna take?
boy: Show me your boobs.
MP: Excuse me?
boy: Show me your boobs, and I'll erase the tape.
MP: Absolutely not.
boy: One of 'em? Listen, you pervy little twerp.
MP: I ought to go tell your mom--
boy: You mean, Back Fat's sister?
MP:How would you like a video of a woman pummeling a mouthy--?
BK: Audrey, settle down.
I got this.
Okay, look, at your age, it's natural to be curious and want to see our boobs.
boy: Not yours.
You're kind of flat.

BK: [SCOFFS] What? I am not flat, four eyes.
boy: I just call 'em like I see 'em.
And I can barely see 'em.

BK: It's my damn strapless bra.
It's squishing my girls.

later on, jenn, feeling insecure, comes back with what looks like a teenaged girl and uses her as an example of 'flat'

BK: Hey, guys, this is Jane.
Oh, Jane, why don't you go sign the guest book.
I'll be there in a second.
Now, that was flat.


she also later calls her boyfriend, adam, to ask if he likes her below average titties (she speaks to him over the phone but you never hear the convo, just his resonses)


adam:
What? No, your boobs are great.

http://www.springfieldspringfield.c...hp?tv-show=rules-of-engagement&episode=s02e06
 
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2 broke girls

season 4, episode 16 - And the Zero Tolerance

Interviewer (Jo): Why don't you go fill out an application, Max.
And you can put those away again.
I'm really not into big-breasted women.

Max to Caroline: Girl, you got this.
(implying that because Norma Rae, their potential employee, isn't into big boobs, caroline will have a good chance of getting the job (since her boobs are small)



Jo: Caroline, you're fired as a waitress.
Caroline: (begins unbuttoning her top, knowing that Jo is a lesbian) Are you sure?
Max: Stop! There's nothing in there to save you. (implying that her breasts aren't large enough to be appealing enough to get her out of the situation)

http://www.springfieldspringfield.c...ipts.php?tv-show=2-broke-girls&episode=s04e16
 

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