The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. he said they could blindfold him and that he could recognize any ******'s skin from its feel, and if he could locate the bullet hole he would even tell them what caliber the bullet was; that ****** the ******. The hunter said that he was willing to prove it, if they would put up the drinks, and so the bet was on. They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first ****** skin. After feeling it for few moments, he announced "Bear".
Then he felt the bullet hole and declared "Shot with a .308 rifle." He was right.
They brought him another skin, one that someone had in their car trunk.
He took a bit longer this time and then said, "Elk, Shot with a 7mm Mag rifle."
He was right again.
Through the night, he proved his skills again and again, every time against a round of drinks. Finally he staggered home, ***** out of his mind, and went to *****. The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one hell of shiner. He said to his wife, "I know I was ***** last night, but not ***** enough to get in a fight and not remember it. Where did I get this black eye?"
His wife angrily replied, "I gave it to you. You got into bed and put your hand down my panties. Then you fiddled around a bit and loudly announced, "Skunk, ****** with an axe."
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Then he felt the bullet hole and declared "Shot with a .308 rifle." He was right.
They brought him another skin, one that someone had in their car trunk.
He took a bit longer this time and then said, "Elk, Shot with a 7mm Mag rifle."
He was right again.
Through the night, he proved his skills again and again, every time against a round of drinks. Finally he staggered home, ***** out of his mind, and went to *****. The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one hell of shiner. He said to his wife, "I know I was ***** last night, but not ***** enough to get in a fight and not remember it. Where did I get this black eye?"
His wife angrily replied, "I gave it to you. You got into bed and put your hand down my panties. Then you fiddled around a bit and loudly announced, "Skunk, ****** with an axe."
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