Simping
- Thread starter xfire
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There's a lot of words these days for liking people.
xfire
New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
Fair point, simping kinda sounds like getting friend-zoned, but that goes with putting it on a pedestal. I'm kinda torn... on the one hand I think all pussy is awesome, but at the same time I'm ghosting any chick that's playing games.
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I'm going on 23 years of marriage.....I don't have much energy left to idolize ANYTHING, let alone pussy I'll never get to have.
Lately my life is like...."yeah sure sweetie, whatever I can do to help", then I just do what I want, and tell her I must have forgotten to do "it". She just shakes her head, and questions whether or not I'm blazing up to much, or just becoming a senile old fuck. The answer is both.
Lately my life is like...."yeah sure sweetie, whatever I can do to help", then I just do what I want, and tell her I must have forgotten to do "it". She just shakes her head, and questions whether or not I'm blazing up to much, or just becoming a senile old fuck. The answer is both.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
Five 20s still bring the honeys.
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I would use those 5 20's, for my honey. She's actually worth a lot more, and to be honest, the coolest wife you could ever want. She really has only 2 rules....
1) No cheating.
2) No drugs....weed isn't a drug to her, and doesn't count.
Now, in an effort to re-rail this thread.....mediocre pussy TO ME, means. A pussy you enjoy, but not as often as you normally would, because it's owner doesn't put the effort into making it as good as it could be. Maybe she needs to trim it more often, or do some kiegle exercises, but she doesn't.
1) No cheating.
2) No drugs....weed isn't a drug to her, and doesn't count.
Now, in an effort to re-rail this thread.....mediocre pussy TO ME, means. A pussy you enjoy, but not as often as you normally would, because it's owner doesn't put the effort into making it as good as it could be. Maybe she needs to trim it more often, or do some kiegle exercises, but she doesn't.
FreeOnes_Adam
FO Admin - 19 Cents of Magical Cock (her/shey)
Its such a stupid word.
xfire
New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
It was invented on the internet, so that's pretty much a given.
My initial idea was a thread about pussy appreciation because that's sO oRiGiNaL, but as way leads on to way felt a different tact was appropriate.
Alas, while I know of no pussy for which I am being a pussy for, I have more in common with that word, as you point out fine sir, than I am comfortable with.
gmase
Nattering Nabob of Negativism
I know this conversation - except for the blazing part. She just calls me passive aggressive or tells me I'm in my own little world.
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
And when she does go off in that direction, all I have to do, is lick a finger, and start stroking one of my hairy man nips, and she runs the other way, screaming in horror. Argument over! 
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
When you use it as a verb as in "simping" it seems a whole lot more fun than the noun version "simp".
"Hey fellas, you guys up for some simping this weekend?"
"Hey fellas, you guys up for some simping this weekend?"
