tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
Young 13 years-old Jenny woke up one morning wondering
about her age. Her grandparents have been staying at
her house for a week, and so she went to her grandmother.
"Grandma?" said Jenny. "Yes Dear?" replied her grandmother.
"How old am I?" asked Jenny. "Well, honey..." replied
the grandmother, and after a few moments of thinking
she answered - "You're 13."
"Wow grandma! How did you find that out?" wondered Jenny.
"Well, Jenny, last year you celebrated your 12th birthday,
so I made the math and reckoned you're now 13."
"Thank you grandma! You're so smart!" Said Jenny, and
headed off to her grandfather.
"Grandpa, grandpa, how old am I?" asked Jenny.
"Well, Jenny...." Said the grandfather, and after a
few moments of thinking said- "Take off your blouse...".
So Jenny took off her blouse.
"Now take off your pants." said the grandfather. Jenny
took off her pants with a bewildered look.
"Now your bra" said the grandfather. Jenny took off
her bra, staying topless.
"And your panties" said the grandfather. Jenny took
off her panties, now completely naked.
The grandfather examined her for a few minutes and then
said- "Well, Jenny, you're 13!"
"Wow grandpa!, " Said Jenny, amazed, "How could you tell?"
"I heard grandma." said the grandfather. :ban:
about her age. Her grandparents have been staying at
her house for a week, and so she went to her grandmother.
"Grandma?" said Jenny. "Yes Dear?" replied her grandmother.
"How old am I?" asked Jenny. "Well, honey..." replied
the grandmother, and after a few moments of thinking
she answered - "You're 13."
"Wow grandma! How did you find that out?" wondered Jenny.
"Well, Jenny, last year you celebrated your 12th birthday,
so I made the math and reckoned you're now 13."
"Thank you grandma! You're so smart!" Said Jenny, and
headed off to her grandfather.
"Grandpa, grandpa, how old am I?" asked Jenny.
"Well, Jenny...." Said the grandfather, and after a
few moments of thinking said- "Take off your blouse...".
So Jenny took off her blouse.
"Now take off your pants." said the grandfather. Jenny
took off her pants with a bewildered look.
"Now your bra" said the grandfather. Jenny took off
her bra, staying topless.
"And your panties" said the grandfather. Jenny took
off her panties, now completely naked.
The grandfather examined her for a few minutes and then
said- "Well, Jenny, you're 13!"
"Wow grandpa!, " Said Jenny, amazed, "How could you tell?"
"I heard grandma." said the grandfather. :ban:
