Should I be worried?

[vodkazvictim]

The missus has requested this as one of the wedding gifts...

 

[phanto_1985]

Apparently, the arsefucking is not that good if she requested one.

 

[biomech]

Be afraid, be very afraid.

 

[KillTheIndustry]

Well, I don't think anyone would be marrying you for your charming personality... Something smells fishy about this scenario.

 

[L3ggy]

You're fine.

 

[StanScratch]

Nah, those little plastic sleeves should make it all safe and OK. And it's not like any of that stuff can be used as a weapon.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Apparently, the arsefucking is not that good if she requested one.

Particularly if she's also shopping for strap on harnesses .. VV, you might be in for a very violent anal probe of your own. :eek:

 

[ApolloBalboa]

If she does end up getting this (from you or from anyone), pay close attention to which area she sticks the knife in first, then never let her near that area ever again.

 

[Red Spyder]

Is your missus name Lorena by the way? :tongue:

 

[bustybbwlover]

nothing is through the crotch i'd say that's a good sign

 

[Geoslithos]

Only when she put a picture of your face on it

 

[vodkazvictim]

nothing is through the crotch i'd say that's a good sign

Acutally it kinda is - my penis is on my forehead.
GEDDIT?!!!!