Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
I got that part down pretty good but one last S made a U-Turn to come back and haunt me. Hadn't quite shaken all the ca-ca out before getting in the shower.
Had my nice, hot shower then shaved my face and head. As I was drying myself my stomach started rumbling. Begrudgingly I sat back down thinking this was an awful use of time as well. Finished as three more truffles ejected outta me then the horror begins. On the dreaded third wipe I thought I had released the paper only to rise up and experience total humiliation. Felt something wet on the inside of my left thigh then slowly looked down. That mischievous asswipe was still stuck in me but soaking wet from the water. It started strewing and streaming beige water all over me and the bathroom floor. I quickly but cautiously removed the paper from my vise grip and dropped it in the toilet where it belonged originally. Couldn't bring myself to use the bath towel to sop up ass water to I used a mop. Ended up having to shower all over again.
Had my nice, hot shower then shaved my face and head. As I was drying myself my stomach started rumbling. Begrudgingly I sat back down thinking this was an awful use of time as well. Finished as three more truffles ejected outta me then the horror begins. On the dreaded third wipe I thought I had released the paper only to rise up and experience total humiliation. Felt something wet on the inside of my left thigh then slowly looked down. That mischievous asswipe was still stuck in me but soaking wet from the water. It started strewing and streaming beige water all over me and the bathroom floor. I quickly but cautiously removed the paper from my vise grip and dropped it in the toilet where it belonged originally. Couldn't bring myself to use the bath towel to sop up ass water to I used a mop. Ended up having to shower all over again.
