Who's the chick in the black and white pic? She gets my vote.
Sorry, I thought everyone was familiar with this channel:
top left: Rachel
top right: Sandra
bottom left: Giada
bottom right: Ingrid
I'll go with Rachel Ray, even though she is annoying. Out of those three, I find her the least annoying/least upper-middle class frigid bitch.
The one in the bottom right corner looks like she's trying to say "eat my lemon squares, or I will tie you up and put you in the trunk of my suv until you look like an African orphan....THEN WE'LL SEE WHO WANTS TO EAT MY LEMON SQUARES!!!!!!!!!!!!"