Sexiest thing a woman can do before having sex with you?

[wmonbear]

What do you consider to be the best prelude to intercourse?

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Sandwiches.

 

[sean miguel]

As part of a bet that she can get me to stop watching the game, coming out of the shower in just her towel then taking her favorite realistic suction cup dildo and plunking it on our glass coffee table and slowly easing down on it whilst blocking my view.

And before the actual sex, taking her tongue and starting from my asshole licking slowly up the underside of my dick (that tickles) to the tip in one single motion.

Hey, you asked.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Take her ass to the liquor store to buy me some more liquor so I can in the mood for her fat, smelly, hairy tits. I'll need cocaine to descend further into the dumpster.

 

[bobjustbob]

Sandwiches.

A sammich can get me to wash and vacuum her car too but I'll never let any woman get wind of that.

 

[wmonbear]

Biggest surprise thus far: 6 votes in and not a single vote for porn's standard prelude to sex.
It would appear that fellatio isn't as sexy an act as porn would have us to believe, though admittedly
it's still very early in the survey.

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Show up and not stink.

 

[ban-one]

Cook my favorite meal, dress sexy (sexy dress over sexy lingerie) and flirt with me over the meal, talk dirty to me as she strips and gives me a lap dance to then rub her naked body all over me, blow me, and then continues the dirty talk as she masturbates for me with one hand while tugging my cock with the other

 

[Doc Scurlock]

Sandwiches.

I approve of this as well.

 

[Rey C.]

Take her ass to the liquor store to buy me some more liquor so I can in the mood for her fat, smelly, hairy tits. I'll need cocaine to descend further into the dumpster.

I was expecting/hoping you'd say: "It turns me on when she doesn't count the money in front of me."

 

[Ace Bandage]

Clean up her half of the goddamn bathroom.

 

[2roger]

Cook my favorite meal, dress sexy (sexy dress over sexy lingerie) and flirt with me over the meal, talk dirty to me as she strips and gives me a lap dance to then rub her naked body all over me, blow me, and then continues the dirty talk as she masturbates for me with one hand while tugging my cock with the other

yes! Yes! This is the real...thing! Good point! Thanks...

 

[Ace Bandage]

yes! Yes! This is the real...thing! Good point! Thanks...

He just named all the poll options.

Settle down, Scooter.

 

[bobjustbob]

Clean up her half of the goddamn bathroom.

Doesn't qualify as foreplay. Things like that and taking out the garbage or gassing up the car instantly makes me shoot my load.

 

[alexpnz]

Bring coffee and donuts...

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

Sloppy noisy aggressive oral favor get me every time.
Oh yes while eating a sandwich.

 

[wmonbear]

12 votes in and still not a single one for :givehead: --> doesn’t anyone like blowjobs anymore? :dunno:

 

[Lonilover]

let me watch how she cums masturbating herself and after that fucking me.... damn that was hot..

 

[Bax92]

doing herself is the correct answer here, sandwiches to stuff yourself come afterwards

 

[Anonyne#017]

I would probably say "Rub her naked body all over mine" for now. That's something slightly more intimate and more commonly quite simple compared to other options and does not really require any specific kind of body types or flexibility from a woman to perform or look good. Many other options are better suited for something that might follow afterwards...

Having read past all the poll options, I just have to ask some question. What do you people consider as sex? I remember reading once before about some query where handful of American teen girls considered themselves still as virgins, if their sex acts lasted less than one minute...