Senator says life begins at Ejaculation

Should semen be given personhood?

  • Hell Yes!

    Votes: 3 13.0%
  • uhhhhh, no?

    Votes: 20 87.0%

  • Total voters
    23

Ike Stain

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Give my sweet semen equal rights? Hell fucking yes. I've been waiting for a law like this for years.

Flushing semen down the toilet is no better than flushing a human being down the toilet, one senator argued. Sarcastically.

Oklahoma legislators introduced a bill yesterday that says "the life of each human being begins at conception." But state Sen. Constance Johnson, a Democrat, decided that the bill, SB 1433, didn't go far enough to protect unborn children.

Johnson added an amendment to the bill, posted online by The Lost Ogle, that says life actually begins at ejaculation: “However, any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.”

The Lost Ogle reported that Johnson was actually being sarcastic and making fun of the original bill. She later withdrew her amendment.

SB 1433 would give fertilzed eggs the same legal rights as human beings through all stages of conception. It is one of many controversial "personhood" bills introduced across the United States that have further driven a wedge between pro-abortion and anti-abortion advocates. Similar bills have recently been introduced in Virginia and Utah.

Medical professionals have voiced concerns about the sometimes unclear language used in personhood bills. "Embryos, including those frozen in storage, are now persons," Dr. Eli Reshef, medical director at the Bennett Fertility Institute, told Tulsa World. "Do they have to be counted in the Census? I know this might sound like stretching, but this is how vague a law like this is."

State Sen. Jim Wilson, another critic of bill, tried to add his own amendment to SB 1433 that would hold men more accountable for protecting the fetus. He proposed that the father of the unborn child should be "financially responsible for its mother's health care, housing, transportation and nourishment while she is pregnant," Tulsa World reported.

His amendment failed.
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatche...tates/senator-says-life-begins-at-ejaculation
 
Approximately 25% of pregnancies end in miscarriage, so if semen ends up being the "person" (which, by the way, I take issue with anyway since it has to be combined with an egg to have any "potential" as a person), we're losing BILLIONS of people a year. If we (for argument's sake) really take that to mean each loss is a soul not allowed to leave Heaven and become a human being, over the course of human history our loving God has permitted at least 25% of all His children, and many more amounting to a likely majority, to die before birth. I don't think that was the design, nor do I think it should be reflected in our thinking or law.
 
haha so i killed billions of human beings and going to kill again in about 2 hours??
you have funny people out there being senators in the us.
it was yesterday when i watched a vid with rick santorum where he said that you can stop people from being gay and now this. :D:D
 
haha so i killed billions of human beings and going to kill again in about 2 hours??
you have funny people out there being senators in the us.
it was yesterday when i watched a vid with rick santorum where he said that you can stop people from being gay and now this. :D:D

Agree
 

Ike Stain

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If you don't support this bill, you're a murderer.
 
Masturbation is a case of reckless abandonment of a minor every time. Trouble!

Also, what do sperm banks become, if this is the cast? orphanages?
 
"The term conception refers to the union of the male and female pronuclear elements of procreation from which a new living being develops."

"The zygote thus formed represents the beginning of a new life."

J.P. Greenhill and E.A. Friedman, Biological Principles and Modern Practice of Obstetrics. Philadelphia: W.B. Saunders, 1974. pp. 17, 23.

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"Every time a sperm cell and ovum unite a new being is created which is alive and will continue to live unless its death is brought about by some specific condition."

E.L. Potter and J.M. Craig, Pathology of the Fetus and the Infant, 3rd edition. Chicago: Year Book Medical Publishers, 1975. p. vii.
 
oh that totally changed my view of it. thank you .

there is a lot of controversial going on about when a life begins .
some biologist say it starts with the union of sperm cell and ovum some say it starts with a babys birth.


"The term conception refers to the union of the male and female pronuclear elements of procreation from which a new living being develops."

"The zygote thus formed represents the beginning of a new life."

J.P. Greenhill and E.A. Friedman, Biological Principles and Modern Practice of Obstetrics. Philadelphia: W.B. Saunders, 1974. pp. 17, 23.

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"Every time a sperm cell and ovum unite a new being is created which is alive and will continue to live unless its death is brought about by some specific condition."

E.L. Potter and J.M. Craig, Pathology of the Fetus and the Infant, 3rd edition. Chicago: Year Book Medical Publishers, 1975. p. vii.
 

Ike Stain

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When I instructed my godsons, in response to the question "Where are you from?" with "My dad's penis", I never thought legislators would confirm this truth. Today was a great day.
 
When I instructed my godsons, in response to the question "Where are you from?" with "My dad's penis", I never thought legislators would confirm this truth. Today was a great day.

by the theorie of this man..
are women killing humans when they have menstruation?
 

Ike Stain

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by the theorie of this man..
are women killing humans when they have menstruation?

That's not in the bill. Life doesn't come from the woman's ovaries, it comes from the man's testicles. But yes, women should be punished for menstruation.
 
LOL!!!

America is so fucked up!


Perhaps every dude should claim the 8 billion swimmers in his nutsack as 'dependents' on his next tax return! :1orglaugh
 
Masturbation is a case of reckless abandonment of a minor every time. Trouble!

Also, what do sperm banks become, if this is the cast? orphanages?
No.
Sperm bank directors and staff are to be trialed on False imprisonment

Also, doctors conducting echographies should be trialed for Voyeurism
 
haha so i killed billions of human beings and going to kill again in about 2 hours??
you have funny people out there being senators in the us.
it was yesterday when i watched a vid with rick santorum where he said that you can stop people from being gay and now this. :D:D

I'm fucking moving to Canada
 
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