Scientists discover deadly secret of Komodo's bite
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I remember hearing something like that. They're wily bastards.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I've seen video of one hunting and eating a deer. Maybe it was a Monitor, I can't recall. I'll look for it. If you can look at something like that objectively its really fascinating. And yes I would drop a deuce in my Hanes if I saw one of those monsters in the wild.
http://www.youtube.com/swf/l.swf?sw...e=Komodo dragon eating deer while still alive
http://www.youtube.com/swf/l.swf?sw...e=Komodo dragon eating deer while still alive
Skyraider22
The One and Only Big Daddy
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What hunt in packs aren't they scary enough by them selves and I thought it was the slime in their mouth well you learn something new every day
What hunt in packs aren't they scary enough by them selves and I thought it was the slime in their mouth well you learn something new every day
Go right head, I'll back you up with an AK-47 with extra ammo just in case your theory fails to do the job.
since they're only on the islands of komodo, rinca, flores, and gili motang in indonesia in the wild i'd say just don't go there. and if you happen to see one of their exhibits at a zoo...stay out. 
Fuck, I was only kidding. The only way I'm getting close to a KD is with a tank.
Well maybe we're over thinking this. We could sit a few of them done and have a nice conversation. I'm sure they're friendly.
I saw one of those Crocodile Hunter ripoffs going to Indonesia and approaching a group of Komodos. He went right up to their den, and then realized he'd fucked up, so he tried to turn and leave. Well, Mr. Komodo didn't like the thought of seeing a snack willingly wander into his house and then turn around and leave, so he tried to take a chunk out of the host. The guy had to haul ass and jump back in his jeep to escape, but not before the dragon ripped his shirt in half and pulled the sole halfway off his boot. Even after he got in the jeep and sped off, the dragon tried to chase the jeep for about 100 feet. Like I said, Komodos are some mean bastards.
They're just misunderstood.
Philbert
Banned
Yep, they're just like us...they just need love and understanding.
And someone to listen...
(Anything to get you close and standing still!)
Indonesia, 1903--Scientists try to determine how these animals kill.
"Why do you think Murray stopped running?"
"I don't know, it could have been the seven fucking lizards biting him."
"Yeah, but he seemed to stop fighting after the first bite."
"Wanna go with deadly bacteria in the saliva?"
""Works for me, let's get the hell out of here."
"Why do you think Murray stopped running?"
"I don't know, it could have been the seven fucking lizards biting him."
"Yeah, but he seemed to stop fighting after the first bite."
"Wanna go with deadly bacteria in the saliva?"
""Works for me, let's get the hell out of here."
They are also an endangerd spiecies, mostly cause a bunch of horny asian men have some 'shortcummings' that they can't 'keep up'.
I would love to see one of the poachers become a snack for a Komodo.
if they had Summer Cummings, they would not have any issues
ROFLMAO!!!! :rofl:
Hell if I had Summer Cummings I think I would have priapism, not like I would complain for 1 second.
Marlo Manson
Hello Sexy girl how your Toes doing?
I also thought it was the concoction of bacteria within their mouths that infected anything it bites? :uohs: They are indeed fascinating creatures, just like every other species of animal on the planet. :yesyes:
I also thought it was the concoction of bacteria within their mouths that infected anything it bites? :uohs: They are indeed fascinating creatures, just like every other species of animal on the planet. :yesyes:
If my memory worked the way it was suppose to I could remember the name of the virus/bacteria that I am pretty sure just about all wild reptiles can carry.
When I went through SERE ages ago the my instructor just about scared the shit out of me when the issue of eating a reptile came up.
"Be sure that thing is cooked you think salmonella is bad? Salmonella is a fucking day at the beach with Carmen Electra compared to *drawing a blank*, this stuff might taste like chicken but unlike chicken if it is not cooked well done you may as well just eat it fucking raw and bury yourself!"
Not that I would ever think of eating one of those amazing endangered creatures.