Saw V made me seriously think about my life (spoilers)

During the scene where the 5 folks are in the neck chains and the blond woman dies, I sat there, alone in the entire theater, wondering why neither of the two guys went over to feel up and lick her dead, *********** body. Great thighs she had.

Then suddenly, as I ask myself that question, I looked around the theater, not a soul in sight, and thought to myself: I fail at life.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Yeah, its not so bad, all you smell is sweaty ass all day everyday but after you get used to that, its clean sailing from then on. Oh and by the way those urges to **** your going to get.........use them ;)

I only smell my ******'s.. oh wait. Nevermind.

::double checks the Board Rules::

Yeah, nevermind. LOL
 
During the scene where the 5 folks are in the neck chains and the blond woman dies, I sat there, alone in the entire theater, wondering why neither of the two guys went over to feel up and lick her dead, *********** body. Great thighs she had.

Then suddenly, as I ask myself that question, I looked around the theater, not a soul in sight, and thought to myself: I fail at life.

If you really though that way, youd be in an institution. Even as a joke, thats not funny.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my ******'s Basement
I think the fact you even went to Saw V proves your insanity...

But, hey, your right. I would have tapped a *********** girl. No head means she can't tell you how bad you are, right? :dunno:
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
During the scene where the 5 folks are in the neck chains and the blond woman dies, I sat there, alone in the entire theater, wondering why neither of the two guys went over to feel up and lick her dead, *********** body. Great thighs she had.

Umm...

:runs like hell:
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
Who's joking? The girl was hot. Nice thighs.

Yea, I'd probably think the same thing but only for a second. Anyway, so you were all alone in the theater? WOW, thats all I needed to hear to know how SAWV is :(
 
I think the makers of those films should be institutionalised. From the Executive Producers, Producers, Directors, Cinematographers right down to the caterers. Especially the editors! They are the sickest of the lot! I seriously cannot imagine how they could spend a month editing a film like these. They must be SOOO desens..The whole thing is sick - beyond sick. The only thing worse is an actual ***** film. There is enough ******** in the world without these sickos making light of ******* and ****** and death and *******.
 

METAL HEAD

Closed Account
and i thought i was sick for going to theater and watching these moives and then owning them on dvd!! guess by some of your stander's what im donig is normal then wow !!!
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
I think the makers of those films should be institutionalised. From the Executive Producers, Producers, Directors, Cinematographers right down to the caterers. Especially the editors! They are the sickest of the lot! I seriously cannot imagine how they could spend a month editing a film like these. They must be SOOO desens..The whole thing is sick - beyond sick. The only thing worse is an actual ***** film. There is enough ******** in the world without these sickos making light of ******* and ****** and death and *******.

And that's why I love these films! :thefinger
 
Actually the fact that you obviously were disturbed that you had the thought (indicated by your post) indicates to me you are OK.

Now if you had the thought, kept on munching on popcorn and went about your business...:eek:
 
I initially laughed when i read the post. I think its funny o.o I agree with Donkey boy thought, you fine if u realize it's wrong. We all have sick thoughts and it depends upon interpretations but the fact that we check ourself make us not so insane.
 
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