Satan: Nice Guy or Total Jerk?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Let's assume Satan exists for purpose of this thread. Satan would be an Angel of Liberty encouraging us to be free and think for ourselves. He wants us to live life and enjoy it to the fullest. He's not a vain narcissist who lies in wait to condemn you for not following his rules strictly. Love is not bondage so you decide who shows more consideration for you as a human being.

 

[Torre82]

He smokes the cheap stuff, like a fish. He is a little airheaded, but a good dude. He was my roommate in 2005 and 07-08. He was dating a shift manager at family dollar and he REALLY sucks at God of War's balancing beam sections, but he likes to play the other parts of it.

Not so good at holding down a job, but he makes up for it with a lotta personality. Good guy, tho.

 

[meesterperfect]

The reason Satan doesn't do any of those things is because he wants your soul after you die.
And most people , without a relationship with JESUS , will go astray during their lifetime therefore earning a one way ticket to Hell.
And for some reason Satan loves souls. Like he collects them.

 

[Torre82]

but y tho?

 

[darkwarrior3007]

but y tho?

He's a Pokemon fan. Gotta Catch 'Em All!

 

[Torre82]

He's a Pokemon fan. Gotta Catch 'Em All!

There is also a subtle pretext of pokemon that is, perhaps, evil. We arent the first to stumble onto this subject, I'm sure.
Ahem, and even though I've collected hundreds of pokemon...
and in fact, another evil game.. minecraft, which I've poured hundreds of hours, into, for some reason..
I'll say to my self as I'm playing, and after, and right now: "BUT Y THO"
and yet. I'll play them. *sigh*

 

[xfire]

Let's assume Satan exists for purpose of this thread. Satan would be an Angel of Liberty encouraging us to be free and think for ourselves. He wants us to live life and enjoy it to the fullest. He's not a vain narcissist who lies in wait to condemn you for not following his rules strictly. Love is not bondage so you decide who shows more consideration for you as a human being.

Religion is bullshit, used to control the peasants, discourage them from aspiring to more. And a part of my rationale for despising Republicans.

 

[meesterperfect]

Religion is bullshit, used to control the peasants, discourage them from aspiring to more. And a part of my rationale for despising Republicans.

The Power of Christ Compels You! The Power of Christ Complels You!

 

[Torre82]

Compels him to do what, inparticular, tho?
x, you feel compelled? I mean besides the usual urges.

 

[Supafly]

As a minor deity myself, I can give you a bit of the inside scoop.

The world of gods, pantheons, and all the cults of worshipping nature, and so on, it is a lot like playing Age of Empires. Some of us favor playing in groups, each member covering his/her special issue, some are more of the control freaks, HAVING to do it all themselves, some favor having nature in general, sun, volcanoes, you name it worshipped.

The key of the religious game is: You need to max the numbert of worshippers, you gain power. So you can't just go medieval on your worshippers willy-nilly, you have to keep them happy, and look out for the dumber ones. Be generous, but don't let shit slide that goes beyond fun.

Having an adversary is a nice touch, but it shows you can't make your point on your own. That is a show of weakness.

 

[xfire]

Compels him to do what, inparticular, tho?
x, you feel compelled? I mean besides the usual urges.

I feel compelled to drain a load onto a photo of Jesus and Mary Magdalene, as portrayed by Danny D & Jenny Lee.

from: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c3837bd4854e Enjoy this on Sundays!

 

[Torre82]

The Christians approve. In one of those porn is bad type ways

 

[xfire]

The Christians approve. In one of those porn is bad type ways

I pity people who believe in Heaven like it's the North fucking Pole (my apologies to porn legend Peter North). What is Christianity if it's not the promise of presents in the afterlife? How is believing in God significantly different from believing in Santa Claus?

 

[Supafly]

The Christians approve. In one of those porn is bad type ways

And note:

The more dramatic someone damns porn, LGBT lifestyle etc., the safer the bet is he/she is a hadcore closet case.

Just think of all those holier-than-thou Republicans getting caught making out with their cute male interns, and pro-lifers pushing their wifes and mistreses into abortions.

 

[Torre82]

So you're saying that if Jennifer Aniston raping Charlie day in horrible bosses was a republican with lesbian... Tendencies...
But anger.. and i dunno about the rest but I've hate fucked a republican and it was great. Not trailer park pissy great, but yeah
I dunno where i was going with that. Just that whole doing it while condemning it vibe, maybe.
I dunno. I'm just tumbling down there daydream hole on public transportation. Lotta time to think about whatever

 

[xfire]

Just that whole doing it while condemning it vibe

Grudge Fuck. 💪💪👍🤣

 

[Torre82]

Speaking of grudge.. did anyone else think 'fearboner' about that thing that crawled down the stairs doing the clicking noise in 'The Grudge'?
Just me? Gotcha.

 

[freeryan]

Satan is basically a symbol of freedom against a tyrannical authority that like many leaders, pretends to provide love and a blissful life but really is in it for himself/herself. That's why the only thing that brought sin into being was disobeying god. Not killing, raping, beating or theft, disobeying. It's a story of authority, not morality. In other words, Satan is cool with me and god's a cunt. Both are as fictional as whatever supervillian and superhero you love.