Okay, here goes . . .
I'm being chased through the woods naked on a fine winter morning by seven thousand savage house cats in wheelchairs on the back of a semi truck being driven by Richard Gere whilst quoting the Dalai Lama and singing "We are family" by Sister Sledge.
All of a sudden I stumble on the gut of a large Newcastle supporter who for what ever reason has passed out in that very spot evening just passed. The cats then sense the moment to attack, so they swarm like a hive of angry hornets and one by one shoot at what seems like the speed of sound at my back whilst I pick myself up and begin to run again. The fat warm flesh of the unconcious man slows them down for a second whilst the devour his soft sweet flesh.
I hear the screams of the man becoming ever distant as I run, until all of a sudden I'm stopped in my tracks by a huge white stalion grazing in the middle of the forest. I hop aboard his back (crushing my testicles whilst I do) and we ride, ride like the wind, ride like Steven St Clark of the Clark's commision when he tried to avade the tax man for his millions upon millions of unpaid taxes in 1967 before finally biting the bullitt not long after the second coming of Jesus. No not suicide, he just liked to bite bullitts every so often, I think it must have given him a sexual release in some way because he suffered from erectile disfunction as a boy and not even Pele could help him.
We come across a clearing in the forest, its quiet and the air is sweet. I thank the mighty steed before releasing him back into the woods from once it came. I stride across the flat ground with a sense of pride until all of a sudden, the sound that I dread even to this day comes up over the horizon;
We are family
I got all my sisters with me
We are family
Get up ev'rybody and sing
Only then do I know, that all this time I have not been alone. And it is time for me to run again, for I know I will never get out of this alive but they're going to have to kill me before I stop trying!!!
Not a conventional fantasy, but it works for me all the same.