Jack Davenport
Banned
Things discovered inside upon removing my cellphone cover recently:
3 grains of fried rice.
I can't remember when I had fried rice. The rice reverted back to its pre-fried state.
Smudges. It had a cover on it , yet it has smudges.
Obviously aliens are removing the cover and smudging the phone whole I am ********,then replacing the cover.
Lint, hair..and even a drop of dried maple syrup or was it Diet ****?
Seriously, cell phones may be the nastiest invention of all time.
3 grains of fried rice.
I can't remember when I had fried rice. The rice reverted back to its pre-fried state.
Smudges. It had a cover on it , yet it has smudges.
Obviously aliens are removing the cover and smudging the phone whole I am ********,then replacing the cover.
Lint, hair..and even a drop of dried maple syrup or was it Diet ****?
Seriously, cell phones may be the nastiest invention of all time.
