Removing Stains...HELP!

[SN4P3]

So, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob and I hit the point of no return a little faster than I anticipated. She is pretty busty, and instead of nutting on her face, I wanted to bust on her chest. Because my orgasm came so quickly mad she didn't have time to take off her shirt and bra.

So I came all over her boobs and got it all over her shirt and bra. She did laundry that night and threw them in the wash to get them clean.

A few days later, she called me saying how embarrassed she was when she was out with her girlfriends at a club that had a black light and she was wearing the same shirt she had on when I busted nut. Apparently it didn't come out in the wash and where the cum landed left some stuff which caused it to glow under the blacklight. She said she was really embarrassed cause everyone saw and was laughing and stuff.

Is there anyway to get rid of the stain? I searched online and have seen a few things about hydrogen peroxide and stuff, but I figured I would check in here to see if you guys have found something that works?

Thanks in advance for the tips, and hopefully you get a kick out of the story. (I acted embarrassed with her when she told me, but after we hung up I couldn't stop laughing ha ha ha ha).

 

[mrtrebus]

Inject a solution of 2 parts water to 1 part Cillit Bang into your scrotal sack a maximum of 37 minutes prior to engaging in coitus. This should result in a sexual residue that is far easier to remove from clothing, upholstery et al.

 

[Hot Mega]

So, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob and I hit the point of no return a little faster than I anticipated. She is pretty busty, and instead of nutting on her face, I wanted to bust on her chest. Because my orgasm came so quickly mad she didn't have time to take off her shirt and bra.

So I came all over her boobs and got it all over her shirt and bra. She did laundry that night and threw them in the wash to get them clean.

A few days later, she called me saying how embarrassed she was when she was out with her girlfriends at a club that had a black light and she was wearing the same shirt she had on when I busted nut. Apparently it didn't come out in the wash and where the cum landed left some stuff which caused it to glow under the blacklight. She said she was really embarrassed cause everyone saw and was laughing and stuff.

Is there anyway to get rid of the stain? I searched online and have seen a few things about hydrogen peroxide and stuff, but I figured I would check in here to see if you guys have found something that works?

Thanks in advance for the tips, and hopefully you get a kick out of the story. (I acted embarrassed with her when she told me, but after we hung up I couldn't stop laughing ha ha ha ha).

You'll waste more time trying to get the stain out than just buying a new shirt (sorry, blouse). Problem now is the thing has been dried and among all of the methods you may uncover to potentially remove it..you still won't be sure it's gone until she's in the same, possibly embarrassing situation.

Get another one or don't wear the thing to black light places.:2 cents:

 

[on]

Once exposed to UV light the cellullar build of the stain bonds to the cloth fibres, nothing you can do except cover the rest of the shirt now!

 

[BlueBalls]

The only thing that'll get cum out, is more cum.

Invite her back over for another round of Polish Yodelling and you're golden.

Win-win.

 

[No_Man]

I would try a presoak in a high concentration of Oxyclean (or equivalent). If that doesn't work, see if you can find an enzyme presoak for body fluids. They're a little hard to find, but highly effective on such things.

 

[LukeEl]

Yeah we all got a kick out of that when we saw her at the club that shirt of hers looked like a roscharch test.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

A few days later, she called me saying how embarrassed she was when she was out with her girlfriends at a club that had a black light and she was wearing the same shirt she had on when I busted nut. Apparently it didn't come out in the wash and where the cum landed left some stuff which caused it to glow under the blacklight. She said she was really embarrassed cause everyone saw and was laughing and stuff.

That's hilarious! This is gonna be Post of the Week! Right here! Awesome.

But, you know, don't worry about it. Just pop your collar and be like: Yo, baby, you know how it is!

 

[dogbone27]

As someone already said, get rid of the damn shirt and buy a new one.

 

[ILoveBree]

Why have I never had this problem? I mean my jizz has accidentally gotten on clothes and places I didn't want it to go before but I've never seen the stain again after I wash it just once!

 

[jod0565]

Ask Monica Lewinsky.

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Dont go under a black light? I would imagine if you took a lot of things under a black light it would be scary

 

[Big Poppa Pump]

No Billy Mays when you need him the most.

 

[SN4P3]

Once exposed to UV light the cellullar build of the stain bonds to the cloth fibres, nothing you can do except cover the rest of the shirt now!

ha ha....WINNER!

yeah, i'll have no problem covering the rest of the shirt, her tits look fabulous in it.

so i guess my recommendation to her would be to buy a new shirt or don't wear that to bars, clubs, etc.

 

[lurkingdirk]

The only thing that will take that stain out is menstrual blood. Just soak it for a while, then scrub. No more problems with jizz stains, I Promise!

 

[Death-Proof-69]

spray and wash or similar product is your best bet :thumbsup:

 

[CunningStunts]

Sell the shirt on Ebay as one that Monica Lewinsky wore in the White House, use proceeds to buy your gf a new shirt.

Problem solved!