Remember, Remember the 5th of November

[BlueBalls]

Remember remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot...​

Yes its here once again ladies and gentlemen, Guy Fawkes night is here :nanner: I can hear the bastard fireworks right now. This is the night we celebrate the man and his band of catholic rebels attempt to blow up the houses of parliment.

The Gunpowder Conspiracy of 1605, or the Powder Treason or Gunpowder Plot, as it was known at the time, was a failed assassination attempt by a group of provincial English Catholics against King James I of England and VI of Scotland. The plot intended to **** the king, his ******, and most of the Protestant aristocracy in a single ****** by blowing up the Houses of Parliament during the State Opening on 5 November 1605. The conspirators had also planned to ****** the royal ********, not present in Parliament, and incite a popular revolt in the Midlands.

The men were captured and put to death in various ways GuyFawkes himself and a couple other famously being "Hung, drawn and quartered", and on this night of nights we celebrate

:dunno: I didnt actually mean to post this thread I wrote it and was going to delete it but hit the [post] button instead, acidentally. So if any nice mods are out there, delete this please.