Recent action/crime movies you want made into porn

[kevdog37]

I did a search on this topic and could find nothing like it in the results that I saw so I thought I would post it here.

Limiting your choices to movies that have been made since say 1990, what mainstream film or films in the action and crime genres would you like to have seen as a porn? I am talking xxx porn.

 

[Magnet]

Tropic Thumper?

 

[LBP 76]

Free Willy.


Okay, so it's not recent.

 

[STDiva]

C.O.C.K. remake of N.A.R.C

also, i think i saw somewhere a remake of I Am Legend called I Am Cock with Amy Reid.

sad sad day.

 

[knowone]

Tit-tanic
Goo-fellas
Last Anal Hero
Yur-ass-ic Park
Rearend of Days
Lie Hard
The Perfect Stormy
Ocean's 11 inches

Stop me before I pun again ;-)

 

[hedonis]

Womb Raider

 

[Legzman]

Wanted and god damn it Angelina Jolie better be the star!

 

[BlueBalls]

Cannibal Ferox :dunno:

 

[DOA82]

Boy in the stripe Pyjamas....hang on.

 

[nightwanker]

Molotov Cocktease makes me bump this thread and idea!
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=332271


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_crime_films:2000s

Some titles are doing pretty well in FreeOnes context:

Shaft
Snatch
Blow
Baise-Moi
Gone in Sixty Seconds
The Fast and the Furious
Sexy Beast
Love the Hard Way
The Score
The Italian Job
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

 

[Nester6]

Slightyl off topic, but I would like the porn version of Everyone Loves Raymond to be "Everyone Fucks Deborah!"
Similiar to Who's Nailin Palin.
Imagine 10 of Raymond's buddies creaming Deborah's hot ,cocky fucking face!

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

Dark Knight XXX

Mandingo as (Batman)
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/madingo-2007-avn-awards-show-red-carpet-MoxeJk.jpg

Ron Jeremy as the hairy (Penguin)
http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/ron jeremy.jpg

Jayden Jaymes as (Catwomen)

Nacho Vidal as The (Joker)
http://top-people.starmedia.com/tmp...KYWW=UGVVCGXLLVBLB3BSZQ==/imgNacho Vidal3.jpg

Belladonna as (Poison Ivy)
http://www.pornstar-belladonna.net/images/belladonna_wall.jpg

 

[The Joker]

Dark Knight XXX

Mandingo as (Batman)
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/madingo-2007-avn-awards-show-red-carpet-MoxeJk.jpg

Ron Jeremy as the hairy (Penguin)
http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2009/02/ron jeremy.jpg

Jayden Jaymes as (Catwomen)

Nacho Vidal as The (Joker)
http://top-people.starmedia.com/tmp...KYWW=UGVVCGXLLVBLB3BSZQ==/imgNacho Vidal3.jpg

Belladonna as (Poison Ivy)
http://www.pornstar-belladonna.net/images/belladonna_wall.jpg

:rofl:

Throw in ...

Rocco Siffredi as Harvey Dent (Two-Face)
http://static.episode39.it/artist/6968.jpg

John Leslie as (Alfred)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/23/John_Leslie_AEE_Las_Vegas_20070115.jpg

Serenity as (Vicki Vale)
http://www.lasvegasmercury.com/2004/MERC-May-06-Thu-2004/photos/porn.jpg

Love Gisele as (Harley Quinn)
http://s.bebo.com/app-image/9795445...ploads/images/prof_ubf03122009_LoveGisele.jpg

and I think we got a movie here.

 

[busenbust]

Heat (just the title

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

:rofl:

Throw in ...

Rocco Siffredi as Harvey Dent (Two-Face)
http://static.episode39.it/artist/6968.jpg

John Leslie as (Alfred)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/23/John_Leslie_AEE_Las_Vegas_20070115.jpg

Serenity as (Vicki Vale)
http://www.lasvegasmercury.com/2004/MERC-May-06-Thu-2004/photos/porn.jpg

Love Gisele as (Harley Quinn)
http://s.bebo.com/app-image/9795445...ploads/images/prof_ubf03122009_LoveGisele.jpg

and I think we got a movie here.

one more......Marco Banderas as (Scarecrow)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c2/Marco_Banderas_with_his_wife_Lisa_Lee.jpg

we definitely have a movie nice one joker. but seriously i'm surprise they haven't tried to make a Dark knight spoof.

 

[The Grasshopper]

Things to do in Denver When Your Dick is as Hard as a 20 Foot Rubber Boa in the Jungles of the Amazon.

or

IT.

 

[The Joker]

one more......Marco Banderas as (Scarecrow)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c2/Marco_Banderas_with_his_wife_Lisa_Lee.jpg

we definitely have a movie nice one joker. but seriously i'm surprise they haven't tried to make a Dark knight spoof.

Haha, nice.

Yeah, I know ... I could definately see interest being there for a project like that. :thumbsup: