Reading About ***********' Crash & Burn Is The Only Way I Can Stand In Line At The Grocery Store

Little Red Wagon Repairman

Girls Can't Wrestle
I admit I love reading the tabloid headlines. Always gives me a pick-me-up to my midday. If it's good enough I'll start a conversation with the person standing in front of me waving the paper. I picked this one up then read/said aloud, "KATE GOSSLIN'S HELL HOUSE! It's a Hell House because Kate Gosslin is in it!" The woman ahead of me agreed saying, "She's just terrible!" I added, "Also too fat."

You gotta read those things. What the heck else are you supposed to do in line?
 

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