Raygun says she's done with competitive breaking after viral Olympic fame

I know this may belong in the Sports Section but it's also about dancing.

I ended up being a big fan of the adorable Raygun. I thought her clueless but innocent over-confidence was cute. Great facial expressions and showing attitude too. I would actually cast her in a sitcom as the goofy Aussie neighbor down the hall who break dances therapeutically to alleviate anxiety and many times stave off an anxiety attack. I could see her waiting in line at the coffee shop feeling tense then saying to a few people, "You mind if I could get a bit of room?"



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Torre82

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I feel either extreme appreciation for her 'shitposting', or I feel the same way I do about Jojo Siwa.
Which is.. if it reached THIS level, why didnt anyone stop her instead of praise her? Why didnt an agent or a.. double-checker like Simon Cowell turn her down before she reached the next stage? HOW DID IT GET THIS WAY

That said, I dont care for JoJo's dance moves so much, but I'll take any pop music you throw at me. So there.
....does Raygun have an album?
 
I'm not really familiar with this Jojo Siwa. Sometimes I judge ladies by how I might meet them in a grocery store. I'd like to flirt with Raygun as I'm checking out the Cantaloupes for ripeness. I like her cute MILFy Aussie ways. The interview with her is what sold me. I know as much about female breakdancing as I do about men's figure skating which is not much.

I have to admit I don't care for all the criticism Raygun has received with even some wanting a rope thrown around her neck with the other end tied to a rear bumper of a pick-up truck then driven over enough bad road until there is not enough wet hamburger to stay in the noose. It's one thing not to care for a person's performance or not understand the routine but I think that may be a bit extreme. My opinion and my opinion only. Breakdancing, even poor Breakdancing, should not be a Capital Offense punishable by Medieval Redneck Torture Rituals.

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Torre82

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Jojo's creative dancing is often lampooned by the media. Plus she's an unabashed lesbian that doesnt listen to the hate.
There is a lot of hate, btw.

I compare the two because they are (were) just doin' their thing, and it doesnt have to be kpop-perfect, does it? :)

I judge ladies based on the 'tingle'. I dont know when it will happen, and rarely why. But the tingle happens when someone gives a good performance, chases a certain fetish, an aspect of their personality shines thru, etc.

Examples of odd tingles: Vanessa Bayer from SNL, Alexandra Ocasio Cortez going on rants, Britney going on her party binge and then melting down, Greta Thunberg getting arrested and carried away, Madeline Khan being homicidal in Clue, Chunky Snookie from Jersey shore being ghetto AF, etc.
 

Torre82

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When AOC goes on OnlyFans that is where she will get my support as I will leave my donation as a jiggly puddle on a tile floor between my two feet.



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I think I found my limit. If I had a knife to my throat I guess I'd take a bong hit of one of Raygun's Vegemite farts.

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Within a couple months she's also made more bank than what the average (or even good) breakdancer will make in their lifetime. It's hard to feel sorry for her.
 
Within a couple months she's also made more bank than what the average (or even good) breakdancer will make in their lifetime. It's hard to feel sorry for her.

As far as Breakdancing goes, Raygun is the best there is, the best there was, and the best that will ever be. She is truly the Excellence Of Execution.

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Torre82

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That seems unreasonably reasonable.

..in America. Because you can sue/slander/defame/prosecute/argue/debate/pester/lovingly touch/complain for anything. EVER.
 

UnderBro

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They really need to leave Raygun alone. She already got her 15 minutes of fame. Just let her fade away until they do one of "I Love The 00's" whatever specials where they look back at the most ridiculous stuff of the decade.
 
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