Rate this girl: Monique Alexander

face: 16 cute
tits: 10 way to small
ass: 18 very nice
legs: 18 very nice
performance: 14 (don't realy know her, so I'm gonna replace thes points with:
pussy: 17 very nice, but not totaly shaved!!
so overal:79/100 not bad!! not bad at all!!
 
Monique is incredible. Her scenes suck because she is mostly w/ girls. I wanna see her get rammed by a big, applehead cock.:eek:
 
Her scenes suck because she is mostly w/ girls. I wanna see her get rammed by a big, applehead cock.:eek:
lol, she's been doing guys since she signed with Vivid there in 04, and she's now even done anal and interracial.

back to the Ratings
I'll go 85/100.

All these new tattoos really aren't to my liking.
 
She's about a 70/100 in my book. Tits are way too small for me and she just looks "average"....she probably needs too much makeup to look "hot"...
 
Face 19/20

Breasts 20/20

Ass 18/20

Legs 18/20

Performance 12/20

Total - 87/100
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
I think i know how m12 is gonna rate this.
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Very hot...I'll say 90/100. And her tits are perfect, wouldnt change a thing about them. Definitely wouldnt put any nasty fakies on her
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
I think i know how m12 is gonna rate this.
well, even I dont know how Im going to rate her
Maybe higher than my "above perfect" rating
sounds good
I think he's gonna rate her above above perfect
sounds better
Someone needs to point maleonetwo to this thread....
:shy: Here I am cheffe
Better late than never huh?

Thanks comanduc for pointing me to this thread

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Well, ok...I try to rate her....thats not easy...I hope I wont understate
If I could write this thing in German Id write a perfect essay...an ode...something that would perfectly honor this BEAUTY Monique Alexander...
Ok...I try my best...

Above above perfect huh? Thats a good start.
Perfection thats the word.
She IS simply perfect...more than that...from head to toe...The perfect mixture of innocence, beauty, prettiness, elegancy, experience and many many attributes more.
She combines everything I love about women.
She is unique...something very special.
Many people here on the board mentioned her tattoos (mostly negative comments)...I like...I love her tattoos. All of them. She just gets more and more unique with them.
Plus her tattoos have beautiful colors. She can get as many tattoos as she likes. I will always love her.
(But I have one modest request: Please, oh lord please, keep your natural bust, Monique! :) Your breasts are just as the rest of your body PERFECT :bowdown: )
Back to the rating...
Normal ratings which work for other, normal girls dont work here. Theyre insufficient.
(That doesnt mean that all the other girls are ugly...a normal 10/10 is still perfect -a woman that was rated 10/10 is still a beautiful woman- but that just works for all the other girls)
But Monique....Shes not a normal 10/10 she is no 100/10 no A+... you cant rate her with that rating methods. She is on another, a higher level...
But if 10 was the scale she is a ∞/10...
I could talk like this for hours...but
to cut it short...Shes an Angel...Shes a Goddess...

The Goddess of Porn and Erotic
:lovecoupl :iloveyou:

I love Monique and I cannot lie...you other brothers cant deny...

And since theres no comparison...
Monique is simply Monique...the new benchmark...

I hope that does justice to her, her body and her work and meets the requirements.

Ps: Dammit...you can only use 5 smilies per post.
 

SBTNW

Banned
nice post, maleonetwo!

that's love, damn it!!!

i'd rep you if i could (this board doesn't let me...)
 
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