Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
In the back of Ralph's hot food area they offer Tri-Tip and charge by the pound. The problem is I order 1.25 lbs also saying one and a quarter pounds and they end up handing me .6 then say, "Anything else?" They're so dumb they have a chip on their shoulder about it so I need to butter them up as I correct them. This same thing happened twice with two different employees.
Another time I went to the deli area. I asked for 2/3 lb of Boar's Head Deluxe Roast Beef and again get handed .6 with her also saying, "Anything else?" I told her I wanted 2/3 of a pound and she insisted .6 was 2/3. When I reduced .6 to 3/5 I thought she was going to call me a racist. I finally coaxed her to throw a few more slices on the scale then signaled with my hand for her to stop. Too bad a shock collar wasn't available.
BTW, the Tri-Tip is marinated and very good. Just talk slow to the nincompoops in the back who blink their eyes 3 times then look like they need a ***.
Another time I went to the deli area. I asked for 2/3 lb of Boar's Head Deluxe Roast Beef and again get handed .6 with her also saying, "Anything else?" I told her I wanted 2/3 of a pound and she insisted .6 was 2/3. When I reduced .6 to 3/5 I thought she was going to call me a racist. I finally coaxed her to throw a few more slices on the scale then signaled with my hand for her to stop. Too bad a shock collar wasn't available.
BTW, the Tri-Tip is marinated and very good. Just talk slow to the nincompoops in the back who blink their eyes 3 times then look like they need a ***.
