Rage :mad:

I just woke up at 3:51am because a skunk just fucking sprayed outside and the smell is so strong I can taste it. Rage. :mad:

I suspect if I wasn't such a lazy fuck, I could go in my backyard at this very moment and see skunks ripping apart garbage bags, eating it and probably jerking off on my lawn mower handlebars. Just to piss me off. :mad:

Do any hunters in the Windsor/Detroit area wanna make $50?? :bowdown:
 
I just woke up at 3:51am because a skunk just fucking sprayed outside and the smell is so strong I can taste it. Rage. :mad:

I suspect if I wasn't such a lazy fuck, I could go in my backyard at this very moment and see skunks ripping apart garbage bags, eating it and probably jerking off on my lawn mower handlebars. Just to piss me off. :mad:

Do any hunters in the Windsor/Detroit area wanna make $50?? :bowdown:

I don't think that makes you lazy not to wanting to go outside when there is a possible skunk (or skunks) out there. They will spray you just for the lulz. Then you'll have to bathe in tomato juice or something.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
You actually have skunks in Windsor/Detroit? I thought they all died cause of the fumes from the factories.

Oh wait, they aren't running... The auto industry sucks.

:rofl:

...

I'll show myself out.
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Last week, I was walking to work one morning when I saw a skunk on the sidewalk a few feet in front of me.
'No biggie,' I thought. 'There are two sides of a street.'
I crossed...only to come face to face with another skunk.
So, I spent the next several minutes walking literally in the middle of the street at 4:30 in the morning. I think it was justified.
 
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